Alien plant flower
 

I have this vine growing in a large container. It grows very fast and has strange looking flowers. I will post daily pictures of its growth as I am sure it will be entertaining. Here goes.

Re: Alien plant flower
 

Ron,any plans on inserting in paper and lighting same?

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Wow Ed, sounds like you used to do a little experimentation. Everybody knows that you can't roll and smoke these flowers, they are totally for the eyes just to look at. In addition, FYI, you smoke buds not flowers. You smell flowers or eat them.

There once was a tale of these alien flowers devouring a whole tribe of earthlings, but that is probably just a myth.

Instead of using the first photo as a starting point, I decided to take pictures of this kluze of alien flowers. Kluze is the correct definition of more than three of these flowers, such as a herd of cows....................yes, I have herd of cows.

Anyway, here goes.

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When they get bigger "DO NOT" put them near your bed at night.

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Ron, I thought you're supposed to drink "buds"?

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Ed, you are so correct, how could I have forgotten, buds are for drinking too.

Here is some pics from Day 2.

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Day 3 and this thing is getting bigger. Imagine this thing next to your bed, have you ever seen the Body Snatchers.

Re: Alien plant flower day 4
 

Day 4.

Re: Alien plant flower day 5
 

Day 5.

Do you know how much fun it would be to bring one of these to your ex. They would be very cautious of it and you. Worth a lifetime of memories.

Re: Alien plant flower day 6
 

Day 6, and it appears that there is a definite kluze of these things. I am still focusing on the same one.

Re: Alien plant flower day 8
 

Well, I missed day 7 due to heavy rain in the afternoon, that is when I take the photos. So here is day 8, but early morning.

Re: Alien plant flower day 8, PM
 

Well here is some more photos on day 8, except instead of the AM it is now PM and raining again. This thing should open up in a day or two, then look out.

Re: Alien plant flower The Spouse
 

While wandering around the yard I came upon what I believe might be the Spouse of the alien plant flower. It too is weird. BTW the flower is huge now, picture this afternoon.

Re: Alien plant flower
 

I would sleep with one eye open if I were you Ron! Jim



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Re: Alien plant flower day 9
 

Here it is, day 9, almost ready to open, questions, observations, expectations?

Re: Alien plant flower day 10 It's open
 

Day 10, and it finally has opened, check it out.

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Sorry about that, here are the pictures.

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Here are some more.

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OK, that's it, just move along, nothing more here to see. This could have been an excellent thread, but a bunch of you just sit there and read, but never put your thought into print. Just a couple of diehards responded and the rest of you just got entertained for free. It's a good thing this really isn't an alien flower, or else I would let it free to grow amongst you humans and then you would see how your life would change, yeah, just sit there and do nothing, you'll see that there is more to life than your constant complaining about the AHFS, and your stupid indexes. He's cheating, that's illegal, that's a dumb rule, tethers, who needs tethers, when are they going to enforce the muffler rule, what's the difference between 1 or 2 cc's, exactly, what's the difference, quit talking about In & Out burgers, we can't get them out here, who's afraid of the imports, is there really a Toyota funny car, that's funny, one of these days I'll make it to the starting line on time, are Reese's little cups better than the big ones, speaking of, does Billy Nees like Reese's, is it true that you can light a fart, why won't you people have a little fun and respond to ridiculous posts.

Whoaa, Sorry about that, must be after effects from the flower.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA they come in kluzes

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Picture #3 n post 18 looks like it belongs in a porno flik.

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Sorry Ed... A Bad Porn Flick is what you should have said. Kinda reminds me of the south end of one of my friends pet hefer. The beauty of that flower could remind someone of... well. How is that Ron? Happy now that someone brought the insanity?? Are we having fun yet??

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would of loved to have replied to this thread, but I didn't think "nutsack" was a good word to use on a public forum. ooopppsssss.
on a lighter note, thanks for this thread. something a little different than all our rants, it was amazing what became of that plant in just a few days.

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Thanks Adger, we can always use insanity.
NOW, my question is why must there always be people who want to bring sex into these threads. This was about a flower albeit an alien flower, but a flower nonetheless. First there is talk about nakedness, then comparisons to pornographic material, and finally references to male anatomy. I am just thankful that some others on this forum did not reply as I am well aware of their characteristics and ill behavior.

I am thinking about my next project, I am going to use one of those #1 foam hands that you see at football games and set in in a construction site as a directional sign. I've always kind of had a thing for things being blown up or destroyed, but I do not want to fool around with explosives. Maybe something big and strong, hey I got it, a wrecking ball. Let me keep thinking about this, at least no one will read sex into this.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA an innocent flower

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OH Ron,
Thank our lucky stars you are back. When I saw the pictures of that lifeless wardrobe I was very concerned. I'm glad your back and had enough strength to Slap, slap all the naughty posters, even the insane felt the sting.
BTY: Do you think you tasted like good Jerky to the flower?

Insanity by Wikipedia:

Insanity, craziness or madness is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including a person becoming a danger to themselves or others, though not all such acts are considered insanity. In modern usage insanity is most commonly encountered as an informal unscientific term denoting mental instability, or in the narrow legal context of the insanity defense. In the medical profession the term is now avoided in favor of diagnoses of specific mental disorders; the presence of delusions or hallucinations is broadly referred to as psychosis.[1] When discussing mental illness in general terms, "psychopathology" is considered a preferred descriptor.[2]

In English, the word "sane" derives from the Latin adjective sanus meaning "healthy". The phrase "mens sana in corpore sano" is often translated to mean a "healthy mind in a healthy body". From this perspective, insanity can be considered as poor health of the mind, not necessarily of the brain as an organ (although that can affect mental health), but rather refers to defective function of mental processes such as reasoning. Another Latin phrase related to our current concept of sanity is "compos mentis" (lit. "of composed mind"), and a euphemistic term for insanity is "non compos mentis". In law, mens rea means having had criminal intent, or a guilty mind, when the act (actus reus) was committed.
A more informal use of the term insanity is to denote something considered highly unique, passionate or extreme, including in a positive sense. A notable example has been the use of the phrase 'insanely great' in the launch of the Apple Macintosh, subsequently also used to describe one of its developers.[3][4] The term may also be used as an attempt to discredit or criticise particular ideas, beliefs, principals, desires, personal feelings, attitudes, or their proponents, such as in politics and religion.
( Insanity condensed to two words, Drag Racers)

Re: Alien plant flower
 

I saw a pair of them hands in a porno flik once.

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No No Ed, you are thinking about the "Helping Hand" in the hamburger helper commercials. He used to do porn but then he met General Mills and got into the food industry. But he never could really let go of his past as he later spawned Tuna, Chicken and Asian Helper. He was best known as being a lefty with three fingers and a thumb

Ron Ortiz
U/SA hands down on this one

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Ed, you made me spit up my ice tea through my nose!! Ron, knowing you for all these years, nothing surprises me with you! Adger, you da man!! Jim


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Re: Alien plant flower
 

Obviously it's an Alien Pod Plant, if I were you I would take refuge in the basement until they finish taking over the planet....just sayin'

JimR