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pentastarrail · 02-23-2009, 08:45 PM

Now Billy,
Don't get ahead of your self. What kind of satisfaction are you going to get out of beating up some Bald headed, NO tooth, Denture Cream slobbering, Geritol drinkin, Depends wearing, half blind old guy. His best package could be calculated with a sun dial and that's because his finger slipped off the button when he went to fart and instead crapped himself and thought the warmth he was feeling was the amber light on.

Just drag race him, dial a couple hun quicker and take him across by 4 thou.
Be gentle with him, he's going to need to save up his social security checks for a couple years to come play.
After all, he's got himself a $75.00 race car there.

I can see it now, Billy will steal this guys cane and win be default. Billy will be at the starting line and we'll be hearing in the LVD pit area "Help, I've fallin and I can't get up".
Although we may need to look out, he may be sponsored by "The Scooter Store".

02-23-2009, 08:45 PM	#104
pentastarrail Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 91 Likes: 1 Liked 14 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Top Draster wheelbase Now Billy, Don't get ahead of your self. What kind of satisfaction are you going to get out of beating up some Bald headed, NO tooth, Denture Cream slobbering, Geritol drinkin, Depends wearing, half blind old guy. His best package could be calculated with a sun dial and that's because his finger slipped off the button when he went to fart and instead crapped himself and thought the warmth he was feeling was the amber light on. Just drag race him, dial a couple hun quicker and take him across by 4 thou. Be gentle with him, he's going to need to save up his social security checks for a couple years to come play. After all, he's got himself a $75.00 race car there. I can see it now, Billy will steal this guys cane and win be default. Billy will be at the starting line and we'll be hearing in the LVD pit area "Help, I've fallin and I can't get up". Although we may need to look out, he may be sponsored by "The Scooter Store". Last edited by pentastarrail; 02-24-2009 at 07:41 AM.