[Ven302]

Recent ramblings overheard at the Can Am stock/superstock races,


nuckles, “go get em tiger”
fat bxxtard,”I have a headache from smiling”
rubber,” do you think if I buy rings, change the rods, increase the rpm and decrease the shift points , change the tire pressure and tighten the lugnuts, ill go faster?”
bubbles “ I cant find my line lock”
deli,”who taught you to dial your car”
claybar”you ain’t winning nuthin’ today”
volley,"I'm just getting ready for Indy"
childress,”my car made a giant wheelstand and then headed for the wall”
vamoose, "we beat that guy 29 times in 1979"
old guy,”you should have lifted”
troll,”I did “
deli,”light the barbeque”
fat bxxtard,”your cars going to look funny with 14lbs in the front tires”
nuckles,”move the car or your going to go home early”
deli, “I have found ,my spot, I am going to kill today”
bubbles, “did we draw already”
troll,” I might be very busy”
childress, “I am going to change the rods, I think its lean”
question to gilligan, “whos transmission you running?”,
his answer......”mine”
rubber,”I’m in bracket mode”
raptor, "drop the two step 400 and let 8 lbs out of the front"


guess who they are and there might even be a prize!


for these and other famous quips, you gotta come to the race this weekend!