Wood Brothers coming to Lemons

Spyphish · 11-24-2022, 10:53 AM

BREAKING NEWS (pun): After total disassembly and forensic study; We have the ORIGINAL Wood Brothers NASCAR Mercury. The one on display at Speedway Museum is a clone. Yes we paid $3000 and drove to Ca. with 6 dollar gas to get it. (Dont tell Eric) Crown Royal will make you do stupid things. BUT this car is worth MILLIONS. The roof mounted fuel cell, the "Flintstone" floors, the factory chrome valve covers, the flawless gauge cluster. The most valuable car to ever run Lemons (NOLA 23). Thanks to Pat at Interceptor, we got number 21 for its debut. Keep this close to the vest as I bet we end up in "C". This car is "A" all day long. Can't wait until March to see some lap times and 2 BBL fuel range. PUROLATOR the URINATOR. Mr. Wood

11-24-2022, 10:53 AM	#2
Spyphish Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 846 Likes: 16 Liked 679 Times in 180 Posts	Re: Wood Brothers coming to Lemons BREAKING NEWS (pun): After total disassembly and forensic study; We have the ORIGINAL Wood Brothers NASCAR Mercury. The one on display at Speedway Museum is a clone. Yes we paid $3000 and drove to Ca. with 6 dollar gas to get it. (Dont tell Eric) Crown Royal will make you do stupid things. BUT this car is worth MILLIONS. The roof mounted fuel cell, the "Flintstone" floors, the factory chrome valve covers, the flawless gauge cluster. The most valuable car to ever run Lemons (NOLA 23). Thanks to Pat at Interceptor, we got number 21 for its debut. Keep this close to the vest as I bet we end up in "C". This car is "A" all day long. Can't wait until March to see some lap times and 2 BBL fuel range. PUROLATOR the URINATOR. Mr. Wood Attached Thumbnails Last edited by Spyphish; 11-24-2022 at 10:56 AM.

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