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06-03-2013, 08:05 PM | #1 |
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Farm Code
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
" Not yet, " said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. " How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? And why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks. " Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. " Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, " You gonna tell him or should I ? " |
06-03-2013, 08:26 PM | #2 |
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Re: Farm Code
What, no cat for a week?
Oh, wait a minute, I got it. No cattin around. Ron Ortiz
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06-05-2013, 12:53 AM | #3 |
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Re: Farm Code
Lmao!!!!
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