Blonde City Girl

KEN BUGAJ · 03-26-2015, 08:26 PM

A blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

So then the farmer leaves for the fields.

After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Carol takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.'

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple; by the nail over its stall', Carol explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?'

She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says over her shoulder,..........

'I assume it's to hang your trousers on.........'

Rob Petrie E395 · 03-29-2015, 08:49 PM

Was not planning on going by the farm tomorrow. But going to go now on the way to lunch. Just so I can tell my Dad this joke. We AI A LOT of cows! Ive had to take my shirt off once or twice to keep it from getting SH T on it. Never had my trousers off though. LOL. He will get a kick out of it.
Thanks for the laughs. I needed it tonight.

03-26-2015, 08:26 PM	#1
KEN BUGAJ Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: LEXINGTON NC. Posts: 389 Likes: 43 Liked 18 Times in 7 Posts	Blonde City Girl A blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' So then the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Carol takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.' Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?' 'That's simple; by the nail over its stall', Carol explains very confidently. Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?' She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says over her shoulder,.......... 'I assume it's to hang your trousers on.........'

03-29-2015, 08:49 PM	#2
Rob Petrie E395 VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Woodlawn IL Posts: 1,093 Likes: 162 Liked 219 Times in 79 Posts	Re: Blonde City Girl Was not planning on going by the farm tomorrow. But going to go now on the way to lunch. Just so I can tell my Dad this joke. We AI A LOT of cows! Ive had to take my shirt off once or twice to keep it from getting SH T on it. Never had my trousers off though. LOL. He will get a kick out of it. Thanks for the laughs. I needed it tonight.