Originally Posted by Spyphish (Post 226701)

As a professional in guarding our Nations interest, I must deviate from my training and reveal the results of an ongoing investigation into the events at Valdosta last month. During meetings with high level officials of an alphabet agency, the Wescott burnout was reviewed. While current events in North Korea, a nuclear Iran, and our war on terrorism are of paramount importance to the country, it is pale in comparison to a SS car "crossing the line" during a burnout.

It is an UNknown fact the drone Predators armed with deadly Hellfire missiles loiter over all NHRA divisional and open events. They are under strict orders to eliminate any unauthorized car that "crosses the line". Of course NHRA special oildown and schrapnel cleanup rules would apply. The investigation has revealed that sensors detected Wescott "crossing the line" slightly under power so the Predator immediately went Fox one. That is fire one to you laypeople. Due to Wescott's unauthorized use of camoflage, the ordnance became disoriented and was lost. It was later located on a different clandestine youtube video and actually struck Gary Wolkowitz's engine while going down the track in Pa.; some THREE MONTH EARLIER??? Some kind of wierd time anomaly must have happened.

Based on these findings I have retained the Louisiana law firm of Phind_um, Ph*#^um, Pheed_um Phish_heads LLC to bring a class action suit against the Wescotts. That's right, both of them. Sr. is right in the middle (pun) of it on the video. Wescott broke the record, broke the burnout rule, and Wolk's motor was broken?? The Bartons are implicated as well as posting of sensitive videos of both the engine and burnout mishaps was unauthorized.

We will seek damages for mental anguish, corpal tunnel, and a new motor for Mr. Gary.

Now pass me another Hurricane and have a Merry Christmas.

PS Charlie, NICE RUN!!!!

Originally Posted by Ben Holt (Post 226828)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Stephen Hebert is the best thing that has ever happened to class racing......