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When you said 'puts fans in the stands' then that leaves out any sportsman drivers. (Hey that's what you all say here!) You didn't say it has to be a drag racing driver, so I'll go with Darrell Waltrip.

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There might be trouble in paradise....I spoke to my driver and invited to come and drive the car at a test seesion this weekend. He said he would fly in. The problem is that he lives within 30 minutes of me and my house is nestled nicely between Laguardia and Stewart which are 1 hour away. If he can't find his way to my house how is he going to find the staging lanes let alone the finish line.

That led me to ask about his credentials again and what had he accomplished. I was told that he could have won 2 events but lady luck was not on his side? When I pushed for details the first event his catagory was not schedled until later in the day and he was eating lunch, PBJ I believe. NHRA screwed the guy by calling his catagory out of order and not only interupting lunch but he told me he was not mentally prepared to race and red lighted. The other time he said he would have won but did not go to the race because of circumstances beyond his control?

I think his racoon got hepititis or something. I do not think this is going to work out, I may have to drag Angelo DiTocco out of moth balls. The guesses are great especially Genovese's double D. Frankie you taught me well.......

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So Vito is out?

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Keith, Vito can not find his car keys. He lives 15 minutes from me and still can't find my house. In fact I think he no longer knows where his business is. Vito is out!

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Joe
Arent your being to hard on Vito Lol.

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Joe, I'm sorry that I haven't gotten back to you about the job but I've just been too darned busy what with the success of the "Adopt A Geezer" program and the preproduction schedule for my upcoming TV show (to go up against Drooze). Sorry but I'll have to decline the offer to drive.
Keep an eye out for the TV show though! It's a half hour comedy about a Sportsman racer that still tries to be competitive even though he insists on building his cars based on the Rule Book. It's called "American Fool".

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Billy
What cable channel will it be on LMAO.

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How about Spider, I think his ride is down right now

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Joe,

I can fly in at anytime.

Evan

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Now thats funny and I dont care who you are.....lol. Funny but true.

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Joe,
You have a PM.

Justin Picillo

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I'm glad to hear that it's not Billy, because Vic Guilmino and I were about to sign a formal protest. Plus I'm pretty excited about the TV show.........I figure it has to be about me!!!! After all I'm the only guy I know that was bounced at Indy for having heads that looked too stock.......................................

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Joe you know I really want to and I know we wouldn't have to change the name on the door but right now my plate is full helping the parents and doing stats, heck a week ago i had 10 races to do stats for. I'm exhausted anymore.

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OMG!!!! Tell me its Lance!!

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Joe, I thought we only did this stuff during the winter months?

Bud McNasby ?
Sam

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Dennis:

I think you're right. Air Sabin proved he can get it done at the Grove last year.

JC

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Lance WHO??? LOL.

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He is keeping the driver in the closet, so they can come out together!:D

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lol.........leave it to you Steve! By the way, nice job at E-Town

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To hell with Lance-get his ex, Sheryl Crow-who cares if she can drive, she'll put fans in the stands. But she might be able to drive-she used to have a 63 Vette, before she got involved with Al Gore and Larry David's ex-wife.

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NOW THAT is FUNNY !

Any racer knows Peanut Butter just slows you down.........

Sheesh....:D

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Angelo is under contract.

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Joe,when I strap myself into the car who will it really be,me or Droozie?????????????

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Well I dont know Im starting to think maybe I am Ed ?:eek:

I dig AMCs and well.....im starting to think someone dropped something in my coolaid, like when I went to a bar and everyone was saying Hey Mike, Glad to See you again, On and On, no less that 10 people thought I was someone else.....lucky for me he was apparently liked.

By #8 I started thinking, Crap maybe someone put some LSD in my beer and my name really is Mike ? So I just decided to roll with it and introduce myself as Mike :D

From henceforth I am Ed.....lol.....

Nah, I wouldnt inflict that on even and ex wife......

But do enlighten me Ed , what are these chorizos ? I asked Mandie and am still not clear....it some kind of sausage ? Of all the things I do know.....I can say, well ive never heard of them.

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You'll find out next week.BTW they go good with beer.

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F.Eddie/Drooze stop it wth the back to back posts, you are really confusing me now. Chris peanut butter does slow you down but when mixed with jelly it is actually an upper with similair properties to caffine. Who am I talking to? I need some pictures of these two characters together to regain my sanity. Anyone have any paxil.......

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Paxil can lead to impotence :eek: Try Lexapro .... lol...

Well here a pic of me sporting my new "Hello Kitty" Tattoo in Vegas....

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4044/...b43ffafc15.jpg

They say what happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas......Uhhhh.....Yeah no some of this stuff is permanent......

But I think this is the Tattoo I shoulda got.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1188/...fd2e862a64.jpg

Besides Ed is pertier than me :D

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Chris, pork sausage from Spain highly seasoned especially with chili powder and garlic.

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Special, I could probably fuel the DP with my breath afterward, kinda like the Slovene sausage we eat , My Aunt wont let it in her house it stinks so bad, but man is it good. Also works well as a nagging wife repellent.

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Joe,FYI I don't like peanut butter,never did never will.