Pit Vehicle & Trash Can Warning For E-Town
 

Tommy De. will be attending the National Event @ Englishtown NJ. NHRA has issued a warning to all those in the surrounding areas that have trash cans or pit vehicles, please be advised that at any moment he can send his race car into a fit of rage and play Polo with trash cans, his car has also been known to "mount" pit vehicles from behind. This can really be dangerous because the Vega does not wear a condom and god only knows where it has been.


You have been warned.

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That's funny especially since my "neighbor" at the Columbus combo race played a little "garbage can polo" with his car. Name withheld to protect the NOT SO innocent. Joe

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Mr. Federico uses them to hold the TURN HERE GARY signs or he will drive around till he runs out of fuel.

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tough crowd......

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Wish I could be there just to watch this. Heck, I'd just go sit in the pits. It be like watching nascar. Just waiting for tomme d. to loosen up some poor fella on a scooter and put him in the fence!!!!
Ya'll (Lynn, that's a southern word) have fun and be safe. I'll be listening on the net.
MIke Griggs

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OK Pete 1st of all that garbage can was not there when I went to tech I believe someone moved the can in my sight of vision while I was not looking! Next item is the one about mounting my pit vehicle which would not have happenned if SOMEONE(not going to mention your name HAAC)was not playing lenco rachet shifting in my race car! Last item is about my Vega not wearing a condom it is to old ,and by the way I do believe it has been in HAMDEN AUTOMOTIVE a few times maybe thats whats scaring you!

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Now that you mention it, my car had a smile and was smoking a cigarette after your car left the shop. I hope the ugly sperm doesn't get passed on to the offspring.

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x's 2

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Come on Pete your vega is not that ugly I know the guy who designed & painted it!!!!!!!

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Pete
Did the wagon get in to your Extenze stockpile and make a "Boooty Call" to NJ ?

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There's no way that wagon is a pitcher.

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[QUOTE=G E T Racin;123986]There's no way that wagon is a pitcher.[/QUOTE

No catcher here!

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This picture is getting uglier by the minute...............

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[QUOTE=H.A.A.C. Racing;124010]You cant see me COMING with no windows ,remember you will always be in front of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's the catcher the one in front!!!!

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Don't make me put my EXTENZE sponcered single wheel wheelie bar in it! You'll be cumming up on me and biting off more then you can chew, you know like you bit off more finish line then you had room for in Maple Grove!

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Tommy...you should order an extra gas tank now just in case it's on back order.

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Johnny,I sold the Suzuki cause the tank was so far in back,I bought a Ranger P/U where the gas tank is more forward in truck for safety of my fellow racers & friends. However I've ordered @ new rear bumper & tailgate just in case!!!!

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Bwahahahaha..... so sad I'm missing all the excitement this year!
Ed

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ditto !!!!!

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I think I have seen the off spring from the two vega humpfest.....I believe the UPS racetrack crew have had this ugly little brown golf cart wagon thing that kinda looks like a vega.

P.S. If anyone wants good tires off of a Super Stocker, just hang around Pete's Trailer he leaves them out for anyone to have for free. ......NICE GUY!

Also when traveling out of division you may want to lock your motor homes and trailers up to avoid Ransacking and theft of misc things (Lap Tops, Phones, ect.)

Does anyone know what would cause an Injector Pump On a Diesel RV to throw fan blades off?????
????PETE????

I dont think there is anything i missed

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Chris, It's much harder to make fun of you because I like you and you have some skills (unlike your father). We will reply in order

UPS off spring: That would be a combo of vega & Scion XB w/ some Tommy De flames.

Ransacking of motorhome: What are friends for.

Injector Pumps: That would be not 1 but 2 heavy truck mechanics that said that, not me. I don't know squat about them, never did, never will. All I do is Post and screw up delay boxes!

Super Stock Tires: I like giving to the needy!

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Well we know now that one of his skills is not phasing a distributor.....I have the oil pan to prove it & I don't remember those 2 big holes in it when i bought it!

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Now wait right there Mark!! He was just trying to give you a little extra room to re torque your rods & mains.