Who really is the best at....
 

Here is a little different twist on things that we normally discuss on this forum. The following are questions that only you, the sportsman racers know from previous experiences. They are not your everyday questions, but question nonetheless. You all know the answers because you have witnessed the results.

Questions are presented in no particular order. Answers are for sportsman drivers only, and that is not including the alky classes.

#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest?

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team?

#4. Who is the cagiest poker player?

#5. Who makes the best desserts?

#6. Who has the most swollen head?

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole.

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things?

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting?

#10. Who is the best cook?

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree?

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day?

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?

#15. Who is the funniest person out there?

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most?

#17. Who is the tightest person you know?

#18. Who can speak the most languages?

#19. If you had to eliminate one person who has been on this forum presently or from before they were banned, who would it be?

#20. Who has the most fun overall?

By answering one or any questions you automatically qualify for acknowledgement of your answers. Answer truthfully as this has no bearing on any rankings of any type. Thank you for your time.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA only 20 questions?

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Ron you sure know how to hit a nerve in your posts:>):>)

#7 Barney Frank/Christopher Dodd
#10 Uncle Buck-Div 1 Super Gas crew
#11 The Terminator
#12 Tie-Don Wilgas/Ralph Propora
#13 Larry Hill
#15 A lot of us have their moments
#16 Probably those that say the DPs and Mustangs aren't that under factored:>):>):>)
#17 Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole
#18 Any member of the Lousiana Cajun posse.
#20 I have a good time prodding people into controversial subjects.

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Ron, after a long thought I fit #1, #9 and #12 and after a few drinks #15...best golfer goes to either Mike Keener or Paul Mercure...Luke SS 311

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ED

#17 Billy Nees



Hammer

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Hammer,not true.If Billy had it he'd flaunt it.If he did have it he would have the meanist car in any class he chose to race in.

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This is for sure!!! Jim

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None of the above list..............

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ron you coming to association race ?

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This is down right funny, over 700 views and only a few can answer these difficult questions. This is for you "sportsman" people to be able to have fun and nominate certain individuals for such dubious recognition. If you cannot answer all these questions then you have not ventured very far from the nest. I, personally know more than ten very opinionated individuals that I have met within the last 3 months that could easily answer all the questions.

There is always talk about who is the best, East coast, West coast, The North, The South, The Mid-West, The Northwest, The Southwest, The Northeast, The Southeast, The Other Countries, this is because as we all are very competitive. Here is an opportunity to really claim area supremacy. You all know how it is!

Ron Ortiz
U/SA i know every answer

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#12 Michael Johnson Comp Eliminator

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ED, you forgot Spider on number 12.

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Bobby,we need a category for the Broom.

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#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest?
Lincoln Morehead

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?
Mark Alvey or Brian Rowe

#5. Who makes the best desserts?
Emily Lewis

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things?
Ron Morehead-easily *Fun Fact- The producers of that show originally wanted Ron to play the main character. Upon reflection they realized that would have turned the show into a documentary of Ron's life, instead they went with Richard Dean Anderson, a real actor but not the real deal.

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting?
Phillip Monteith

#10. Who is the best cook?
Country Dog is right up there

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree?
Terminator

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?
Lincoln

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?
not sure but Barry Bonds can hit a ball over 500 feet. Jim Harrington could have thrown him even further. If that counts..

#15. Who is the funniest person out there?
Bertozzi or Sam Biondo

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#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest? not shane carr, prob jon jon ciccarone

#2. Who is the best golfer out there? jeff adkinson

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team? ??

#4. Who is the poker player? tom stalba

#5. Who makes the best desserts? mike ruff's wife

#6. Who has the most swollen head? david hunt

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole. smoke folk & dave connolly

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things? jeff taylor

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting? david rampy/barry davis tie

#10. Who is the best cook? mark horton

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree? sneaky pete/shaner

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day? danny nelson

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there? aj ashe

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest? bubba linke

#15. Who is the funniest person out there? tie-billy leber or mickey whaley

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most? mickey whaley unless all the bs he says is true?????????????

#17. Who is the tightest person you know? jeremy bargo

#18. Who can speak the most languages? sherman adcock lol?

#20. Who has the most fun overall? nick folk or mike iacono (don't park by iacono) he'll get you in trouble

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Remember atco is soon and I will show her the pic

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#10 Tie with Country Dog and the Herbert brothers, best cook

#13 Kevin Borgstrom, basketball player

#15 Tie Jim Cimarolli and Bill Rink, funniest

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#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest?
Beaver Springs has 60' FOOT races once or twice a year. I've been 2.94 on foot... faster than my mom's '85 Chrysler 5th Ave (3.09 60'!), and I'm slow! It'd be neat to see how fast some guys could actually 60'. Probably half the field couldn't make it 100 yards anymore. LOL Jon Jon's probably a good guess though.

#2. Who is the best golfer out there?
Bracket Finals in the mid '90s, there was Peter, Lincoln, and Harrington practicing in the pits... Probably Peter if he golfs like he drives! Or would that be 'drives' like he drives? Should be Rampy given his old BooWeekly deal.

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team? ??
We have teams???

#4. Who is the poker player?
I can't answer that with a straight face.

#5. Who makes the best desserts?
Hillarey Sloan

#6. Who has the most swollen head?
I'll give him a pass here, but he knows who he is. Why is "You probably think this song is about you" playing...?

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole.
Folk

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things?
Billy Nees

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting?
Yes.

#10. Who is the best cook?
John Baughman and Ron Ortiz (we'll give Ron credit even though we know he's just the front man....)

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree?
Ricky Baehr

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day?
Some bracket racer from Georgia... he had a cig in his mouth even when he went down the track!

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there?
Dave Turner. Doesn't even matter if he can shoot, because he could just walk up and drop the ball in the net.

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest?
Britt Mizia

#15. Who is the funniest person out there?
Scott Helms

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most?
Mike Mayhew

#17. Who is the tightest person you know?
Myron Piatek

#18. Who can speak the most languages?
Sorry, my Cyrillic keyboard hasn't come in yet. Denysenko?

#20. Who has the most fun overall?
tossup with Jeff Teuton and Ron Ortiz

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#10-Al Ackerman-comp champ-best cook
#17-most people who know Billy Nees and myself think I'm cheaper than he is-how do you think I got enough money to own a comp car? Answer-by spending money on nothing else!

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Brian Rowe can be added to #17 as the tightest person out there but his poker face sucks!

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all right ... HERE WE GO
1. MJ
2. Ken Meile
3. Gary / Todd Frantz
4. ME
5. Patsy Hill
6. Mopar Racers
7. Todd Frantz & Scuba Joe
8. Billy Nees
9. Bill Witch Doctor Andrews
10. Ortiz
11. Ortiz
12. Tommy Bronson
13. Larry Hill
14. MJ
15. ME
16. Bigggg Stuff
17. Billy Nees
18. Nitro Joe under the influence / sam porciau
19. it takes all kind to make the world and ill be damned if they aint all here
20. Zaskowski

i will bet heavy on # 9-10-11-13

captain jack

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#11 is Bubba I'll put $$$ on it!!

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x 2 on bubba

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Well it looks like there are some who are bold enough to cast their votes. Even Jeff Strickland voted for his first post ever on this forum. Michael Beard presented a very descriptive voting nomination. Captain Jack had some keen observations. It appears that some only voted for a couple of categories or just one nomination. There are twenty questions, and you only know one answer! Come out of your nest, your mother will let you go. cast your votes, do not be shy.

And why is everybody avoiding question #19. You all didn't mind bashing some of these individuals during the regular season, need some memories?

What about Top Fool, the electronic guy, individual racers with bad mouths or attitudes, the non S/SS keyboard operators, all the nameless ones, etc. Captain Jack is the only one who answered it but really avoided it.

One answer that really impressed me was that of Larry Hill, a former professional basketball player, nominating Kevin Borgstrom instead of himself.

OK, for all you posters out there, cast your votes.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA I am #20

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#19 keith olhanson or james peanut oil perrone, lil strick i would never fabricate a story? I can hit a baseball like i can hit a golf ball also.practice tree scotty or pete very close? Funniest was my late friend the SHOE. Best cook the REVEREND. Best basketball player not any of us white folks, golfer jeff adkinson best racer the one holding the trophy on sunday on stage! last but not least DWA!!!!!!!

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my $.02

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How about shooting pool?

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the only ones i have ever shot pool with was mr marshal and slate down in belle rose and lets just say having a drink everytime the other team made a shot, i went to bed rather early!!

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Congratulations Tim Worner, another category. But, why would you want to shoot at a pool. I have heard of potatoe guns, but never knew there was a season on them. How many eyes does one have to have to be considered a big one.

#21. Who is the best pool shooter?

Ron Ortiz
U/SA revised

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How about # 21 worst nickname Little bubba he aint little he should try out for the jet's! **** good year so far buddy!

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#1. Who can run the 100 yard dash the fastest? not a fan of running

#2. Who is the best golfer out there? def mr adkinson

#3. Who is the best horseshoe team? never played at the track before

#4. Who is the cagiest poker player? stalba

#5. Who makes the best desserts? gina mocci

#6. Who has the most swollen head? i liked that answer... Hunt even tho i never met him

#7. Who is the best cornhole team? The game cornhole. usually to "tired" to remember who i was playing with

#8. Who is most like McGuyver in coming up with things? theres plenty out there

#9. Who can eat the most in one sitting? i would prob vote me

#10. Who is the best cook? x2 on the country dog

#11. Who is the best on a practice tree? jeff serra or marty flegal (sorry pete.. never hit it with you)

#12. Who smokes the most cigarettes in one day? porpora or conte

#13. Who is the best basketball player out there? idk

#14. Who can hit a baseball the furthest? prob mickey if he swings a bat like a club

#15. Who is the funniest person out there? everyone has there moments

#16. Who fabricates the truth the most? decola

#17. Who is the tightest person you know? i dont like talking bad about anyone

#18. Who can speak the most languages? i would say ortiz prob speaks 2

#19. If you had to eliminate one person who has been on this forum presently or from before they were banned, who would it be? i dont read enough posts to know who pisses me off

#20. Who has the most fun overall? whoever im hanging out with at the time.. thats why im there