Drag Slogans
 

Seen this on the web and though, so what are some of the other 'Drag Slogans' you've seen from the past or more recently...

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Hope you can read this...

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"My drinking buddies have a racing problem"
"Drag racing, why spend all day driving in circles looking for the finish line when you can drive straight to it?"
"Drag racing, where 2nd place is dead last"

I've got tons of anti-circle track/NASCAR ones. Many shirt slogans from Piranaz racing are awesome also.

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An engine builder once said :

Theres no price to a hobby ," HOW FAST DO YA WANNA GO " ????

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" When the green flag drops the bulls@#t stops "

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Model and phtographer to be named later. Taken at a race last summer.

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With apologies to our female racing colleagues

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Can't remember the exact phrase but it was from Grumpy.

Class racers: People who spend money they don't have to impress people they don't know!

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Some of those are pretty good and I hope no one here gets banned, lol...also what about some of the slogans painted on the back end of some of the race cars.

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"Spending money I don't have, to buy parts I don't need, to impress people I don't know!" - Grumpy Jenkins

"I got a racecar for my wife. Good trade, huh?"

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on the back of my Friends camaro, "get tuned up, or see john's rear"
another i saw on a mirror, "objects in mirror are losing!"

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My favorite was from G&G Transmissions years ago. " Take your automatic- and stick it."

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That's it Larry, lol!

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Bumper sticker I saw at Bristol back in late 80's-

"Drag Racers do it till the rubber smokes"
"Everybody else jerks it back and forth"

There was a silloute of a tire and a steering wheel on either end

.....I bought 3 of them.

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A bad day racing is better than a good day working... Mccormack racing bumper sticker
Lets see a nascar do a wheelie and run 300....hot rod magazine
Class racing- Dont build it the way the rulebook says, Build it the way it doesnt say you cant! .... Rich Locker
Class racers, doing more with less for decades!
Seems your chevy needs more nitrous(on the back of a hemi cuda stocker)
Im ALOT faster than you think you are..... Jeff Morrow

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As seen on Pat Dakin`s Fueler..."Send Lawyers, Guns and Money....."
Lyrics from the Warren Zevon.

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My two all-time favorites:

"Grandma's car never died, it just got modified!"...on the back of a local racer's chopped-top, tube chassis '64 Valiant.

"I live with Fear every day, and sometimes She lets me race." - No Fear bumper sticker

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From the back of my Javelin B/SM in the '70's,
The Original NHRA , Nash, Hudson ,Rambler & American!

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Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown.

:D

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I have a t-shirt that has the slogan:

Drag Racing...Just you, me, and the tree!!!

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Stolen from a friend: Drag Racing, If you have time to turn left - you're not going fast enough !!!

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A classic t-shirt from the 70's...

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On trunk of Ronnie Sox Dodge, early sixties era at Sanford Drag Strip North Carolina, ...car was painted Yellow..."Wonder where the yellow went?"....a play on the Ipana toothpaste slogan.

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Not sure if it's word for word but on a Billy Nees Race Cars decal "If you're not cheating you're missing all the fun'.

On the hood of my ex gremlin "Powered by Social Security"

On my ex trailer on the rear door "Liberals Suck" and "We interrupt this marriage to bring you the NHRA/IHRA drag racing season".


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One of Bob Broadbent's favorites: "NO Girlymaticks"

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"Real cars have 3 pedals"-author unknown
"Beat'em with a stick" -Tremec Transmissions
"If you ain't got a clutch, then you ain't got much" -UMTR
"If your not juiced, blown or stroked you are wasting my time" -Stang Gear
"I drive one Mopar eatin, bowtie beatin Stang" -Stang Gear

On the back of Bob Cosby's Factory Stock Modular 4v "The Whine Maker"
Thinking about putting on my car. "Almost Easy"

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Geez Eddie, I'll go and get my shirt with the target on it out of the closet. the quote is
"If you're playing fair you're missing all the fun!"

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I always heard the other rendition of the grumpy quote

"buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like"-Dave Ramsey

Another good quote was from I think Tommy Ivo.
"Hes cheating!! I know he's cheating!! Because I'm cheating and he's beating me!!"

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"Spare me your technical B....S... and show me your timeslip" from good friend Mike Kuhl

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My 2 favorite: On the back of Carl Weisinger SS/A Camaro " Pray for me I'm racing a Chevy in a Hemi class" and on the back of Jorge Canero's Volare " It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase"



Bret Velde

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saw this one on a Div 6 stocker , sorry can't remember where " Good enough..for who it's for"

always liked this one "You can't buy Cool "

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Hey Alex...a couple of those slogans are some 'very old' saying there. ;)

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"Race cars DO have doors"

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Between the tail lights of my old C/SM Camaro my wife had "Never Endin Spendin" painted on. Most wives would see that and say something like "Isn't that the truth?".
One guy said "I don't get it.". He didn't have a race car. LOL

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I don't have it on my Firebird stocker,but my wife calls it my fifth last car.

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racecars have tailgates... elephants have trunks

:)

captain

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I had a t shirt that read "The Surgeon General never said anything about smoking the competition".

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another...

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Thanks old man.

From NY National Speedway.

Back of James Antonettis camaro Yellow Fever it said More **** in the pits.Now and then there was tape over you know what.

Back of the camaro owned by Bennie Fusco,a butcher by trade, it said Nobody can beat bennys meat.


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