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Mike Fuqua 04-25-2007 03:04 PM

The aftermath of the Bertozzi crash
 

Anthony broke the tranny in his stocker at the rock.

at approx 4:20 Tuesday afternoon

They put a new tranny in and he was testing it on a airstrip by his race shop.
Good news, tranny works.
Bad news.
A twin engine plane was comming in for a landing at the same time and tried to land on top of the stocker, this did not work out so well.
Busted out the front and back windows in the stocker.
Spun it out and went through a ditch and into a round hay bale.
The exhaust set the hay on fire, anthony managed to get the car away from the fire but did get most of his hair singed off.
No burns but no hair either.
Bent the wheel on the plane but was able to come back around and land with no problem.
they arrested anthony and he is facing 11/29 in the county jail.
his bail has been set very high so maybe we could get a fund together to get him out


Mike Fuqua 04-25-2007 03:18 PM

I have set up a fund to bail him out.
Anyone that can help please send $ .99 in pennies to

Bertozzi get out of jail fund

156 Commerce Drive
Hendersonville TN 37075

Please send only pennies

If you can't send 99 please send what you can.

thanks
Anthony's long time friend
Mike Fuqua


Crisco 04-25-2007 03:45 PM

Mike,
Kevin and I will be sending money today. We are saddened about this unfortunate accident. I sure hope his hair grows back. Will he be getting a toupee?

Mike Fuqua 04-25-2007 03:55 PM

For anyone that wants to send in $16.99. I will send you a Nitroplate T-shirt with I bailed out Bertozzi written on the back with a black sharpie.
I will donate all profit to the Bertozzi get out of jail fund.
If you send $17.99, you get the same shirt with a fake Anthony Bertozzi signature that I will sign.
Send $19.99 and Anthony will sign it himself right from the county jail.
For $21.99 he will get the arresting officer to sign
For $30.00 I will send you a black or white t-shirt and a pair of Nitroplate thongs

Send request and checks to

BBHMM
156 Commerce Drive
Hendersonville TN 37075


Rick4310 04-25-2007 05:18 PM

Well he probly looks like the rest of us old bald guys....
I'll send the $30.00 if Shane where's the thong in ohio...


larry dowty 04-25-2007 06:08 PM

Thats the best story i have heard in a long time. Iam in for 16.99 send the biggest tee shirt you have . my wife sent the money today.
larry dowty
ss/gs 6388

quad 4 fwd

tpoh815 04-25-2007 06:24 PM

WTF?


Chad Rhodes 04-25-2007 06:43 PM

Quote:

WTF?

x2

Chad Rhodes
STK 2113
www.rhodesmotorsports.net

jims86tbird 04-25-2007 07:13 PM

Mike,
the cutting oil goes in the cnc machine NOT to be used as a coffee creamer.
Or ya sniffed to much header coatting

jim


Bruce Fulper 04-25-2007 07:15 PM

x3

I miss my tranny brake....

danny waters sr 04-25-2007 08:05 PM

Thought i was on the DARKSIDE for a minute there/ THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT DAR!!!! LOL @#@$@$@$@$@

Danny Waters Sr.

JDEMARZO 04-25-2007 08:32 PM

WTF X4, is this for real ?????????

J.DeMarzo


BPotts 04-25-2007 08:35 PM

Hey Mike.... I'll send $50 to get a copy of the video footage of that. This sounds like something out of a Chevy Chase movie.... Maybe, National Lampoons Drag Racing Family Vacation.

bill dedman 04-25-2007 09:06 PM

I'll donate $10.00 in pennies, and all I want are the electronics out of the car... ALL of 'em... http://www.classracer.com/html/happy.gif

Bill

Myron Piatek 04-25-2007 09:35 PM

Now you know why they tell you to turn off all electronic devices before the plane takes off or lands!

Either that, or "The Man" upstairs doesn't have a sense of humor either after what Anthony said after winning San Antonio.

I find it hard to believe, but how can you make THAT up?


Locomotion Racing
http://www.geocities.com/locomotionracing

Michael Iacono 04-25-2007 09:44 PM

If Anthony will were a AFRO WIG [Gerri Curl included]Me and Mike will take him to MAMA ZOOS..That will cheer him up !! ...J Perrone


Alan Roehrich 04-25-2007 10:12 PM

Who the Hell wants to wear a NitroPlate shirt? Have you SEEN the guys that wear those? That one guy, Shrek, is the worst, ugliest SOB I've seen in 40 years, probably in my entire life. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those shirts.





























I'm gonna to go clean out my closet right now.[:-devil-:]

Alan Roehrich


Bring "AA" classes to NHRA Stock Eliminator!

greg fulk 04-26-2007 02:19 AM

yea but damn shrek is cool!

novamoation

Michael Beard 04-26-2007 09:27 AM

"You can't make that stuff up!" LOL

I saw a plane *almost* land on Jim Holland's GTO when he was about 300' downtrack at Beaver Springs. Jim locked it down hard, and the pilot pulled up at the last minute. Crazy stuff!


Michael Beard
<u>Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing</u>
Duck Tape/Loctite Racing
H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum

Alan Roehrich 04-26-2007 09:36 AM

Quote:

yea but damn shrek is cool!

novamoation
I don't know about all that. Did you see the pictures of him kissing Peter Biondo at Gainesville?
[:-confused2-:]


That boy just ain't right. [:-grin-:]

Alan Roehrich


Bring "AA" classes to NHRA Stock Eliminator!

Steven W Johnson 04-26-2007 09:56 AM

Mike, What kind of light did he have against the plane? Your not right MAN...
I miss my Hulk car

Steven Johnson
Super Stock Grand AM

Dave Goob Cook 04-26-2007 10:18 AM

That is some classic shizzle......[:-laughing-:]

"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular"
Dave Cook
C375

DIAPERMAN 04-26-2007 11:09 AM

Hey Mike this is Dennis Ridgeway,DRE will donate a diaper cause we all know that Anthony could of used one when he saw that plane comming at him.Nice to see some humor on here


Billy Pires 04-26-2007 12:27 PM

Quote:

That is some classic shizzle......[:-laughing-:]

"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular"
Dave Cook
C375
this thread will go down in classracer history

-A/FIA 1981-

Bracing 04-26-2007 01:21 PM

I wish I could get the whole truth and nothing but the truth outta you crazy stock super stock racers but if the shirt deal is the real deal post up and ill send a check


I'm glad I got a dragser insted of the B/SA camaro I was looking at you guys seem like you be a bad infuence on my young impressionable mind


donald raiser 04-27-2007 07:19 AM

i talked to anthony late last night.
he called jim harrington to get his other stocker back while his 69 camaro was being repaired. after seeing the shape it was in, he deceided that the 69 that he crashed and burned was in better shape.
good luck anthony.

dj raiser

cambria 04-27-2007 11:06 AM

Anthony I know you can afford me for your defense---- In fact I already have a plan.In the olden days when people of position ran afoul of the law they would hire others to do the time for them.You could offer up Harrington although if he were incarcerated and unable to have access to beverages I am sure the liquor lobby would stage a protest.

Paul Cambria

donald raiser 04-27-2007 11:17 AM

wow,
that was good!

dj raiser

Bracing 04-27-2007 12:41 PM

Checks in the mail.......Ths is just to damn crazy and I can always use an extra T-shirt

That Brock Barth Kid In The Dragster

Byron Worner 04-29-2007 12:10 PM

This story may be fabricated, but if you want to hear a real racing story with airplanes, talk to my dad about York US 30 Dragway.

Super Stock 1748

Div. 1 Wolfpack

Michael Lyons 04-29-2007 06:44 PM

Congrats on the ex-cons win today! Thank god cause it woulda been the end if he got beat by a girl two weeks in a row! LOL


Sean Kennedy 04-30-2007 01:13 AM

wow.... this is some funny ****..... REALLY funny.... but come on.....


thats pretty damn stupid! lol..... you guys are gonna bail him out .... but he is in jail for doin something that was ...... well..... completely stupid.

not that i wouldn't do it....... but .... i'd admit that it was stupid.....



LNorton 04-30-2007 01:47 AM

Hudlow beat Anthony in first round of stock, then Anthony beat Robbie in either second or third round of super stock... Heard Anthony telling someone "If Hudlow can't fit inside those numbers he might as well hang up his gloves"

That line had me rollin for a while.


Lee Norton
Performance Punch Embroidery Digitizing
Slowtime Motorsports
I/PS '02 Firebird 231 V6

herbjr 04-30-2007 08:45 AM

I think Hudlow had like a .013 package....Anthony was .006.




stkracer 04-30-2007 10:03 AM

I heard Bertozzi was experimenting with a special trans-brake in his stocker. What I gather, it is a new device that causes the trans to self destruct through the finish line only during finals, and deposits $250 in quarters onto the track as it leaks fluid. Apparently when the remote GPS controlled throttle stop failed, the trans prematurely blew up and interferred with the oncoming aircraft.


Bryan Worner 04-30-2007 01:01 PM

Who's stocker was Anthony racing?


Michael Beard 04-30-2007 03:04 PM

Anthony's.


Michael Beard
<u>Staging Light Graphic Design & Printing</u>
Duck Tape/Loctite Racing
H - I - J/CM '80 Volare 360 Magnum


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