Congrats John Maggiulli (see video)
 

Johnny,

Congrats for being the VERY FIRST Top Dragster Division Chump-penis. You sure deserve it with that MONSTER season. I just think that you may be a little better if you weren't SO sick to your stomach and scared EVERY time you go down the track. If you listen to the helmet audio that I got from this in car camera shot from Atco you can see what I mean.

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You can even hear him CRYING on the shut down from fear. If you want I will drive that SLUG for ya so you don't get so upset.

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!!fixed!!

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man, you come up with some funny ****!

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Maggs,

Glad to see you took my advice and got away from the powdered donuts on race days. The helmet cam proved it is much easier to see the tree without a "powder cloud". I did hear Dunkin Donuts is working on a new "HIGH SPEED CHASE" capable donut, the sugar stays on at high speeds. Good news for the Law Enforcment community indeed !!!!

Bill

Congrats on the Championship !!!

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No doubt in my my mind Chris that you may have bitten off more than you can chew here, I know Maggs and as a peace officer he's seen it all and I bet he can be real vindictive, as they say, let the games begin!!
By the way good job winning D1 Top Dragster.


Gary

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He couldn't find donuts last week at the 'Grove so, he had to settle for Funnel Cake instead. Seriously though, AWESOME job Johnny on winning the 1st D-1 Top Dragster Championship. I'm happy and proud to have been along for (at least some) of the ride. What better way to start your "Big Man" collection than with a GOLD one for the mantle piece! Congratulations my friend, well deserved and kudos out to Big Larr too for building the steam to get the job done.
-Don

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Great Job, Johnny! Congratulations!!
Chris - you kill me!

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Im still laughing!

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Geez Johnny... Crying???? There's no crying in Top Dragster!

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Rich - Yes there is, look at the Dutch semi's.

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Jason I would not have been crying on that one...Just a lot of loud expletives after I read the ticket and motored back to the trailer.

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Maybe this will help....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/

-Don

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Might be a bit inside but, Hey Chris is that John driving or E-rock?

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VERY GOOD! I am impressed that anyone got that!

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I guess everybody has jokes now. I guess I am an easy target so I can't really help but to laugh. As far as the T/D goes...thanks to all thos who had NICE things to say...for the rest of you...here goes.

Billy: I am still laughing...that is some funny stuff right there...

Gary: Get your speach ready my friend...you deserve a big Congrats on your Division Title as well.

Dirt Bangs: You may not be the prettiest face to look at but you actually know your stuff. I have a source that says Santa may be bringing you a shiny new set of training wheels for your scooter if you behave.

Lynn: One day I hope to be half as successful as you.

Richie: My crystal ball says it won't be too long till you and I are in the lanes together again.

Jason: A wise man once said, " Never go red when you opponent is spotting you and goes -0.092 red right behind you" <----- Reference to round 4 of the Dutch Classic

And Chris, my good buddy Chris: Just let me know when you need me to babysit for you and your lovely bride. I would love to take your new son to a Mexican restaurant by me...he would love the re-fried bean dip they do.

This is gonna be a long off-season...so let's have a little fun!!!

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Johnny,

I got a queston for ya, what happens when you bite into the jelly dougnuts and the jelly squirts out the other side and gets all over the police uniform? Do you carry spare shirts or do you rub it into the shirt and hope nobody notices?

Chris

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Chris, You are too Much...LMAO!!!

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My guess is that they rub it in a bit, discharge their firearm a couple of times into the air, and then tell the chief they got in a firefight with some nasties, but not to worry because the blood on his/her uniform is from the nasties, and not their own.

At least, that's what I would do...

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Jason - my thoughts exactly!