WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

It has been two years since I have raced due to financial reasons. Well, that is coming to an end this weekend. I had an offer that I could not refuse, all though it is for just one weekend, this one.

1) This is an official warning to all crawfish, corn, potatoes, and boudain. I will be hunting you down like a famished dog.

2) To the Stock Eliminator racers: I will not be responsible for any of my unorthodox mind tactics, consumprtion of beer, facial gestures, or any other irregularities associated in human behavior that I might perform. I will be totally unpredictable in my reactions in the pit areas as well as on the dragstrip. These reactions could result in another racer advancing to the next round, or thier elimination from competition.

3) To all the local Cajun racers: I will be patrolling the pits in search of Cajun delicasies and conversation to satisfy my hunger and intellectual needs.

4) To Mr. Jim Collins: I will bring evidence that it was not me who suggested about putting crawfiah heads in your red Corvette convertible three years ago. Are you listening to this Jim Wahl.

5) To Mr. Bob Shaw: I will find that bottle of nitrous that I put in your car.

6) To the bar under the tower: "I will be back"

DISCLAIMER
The above statements were not made under any durress, nor do they imply any rational reasoning. Should any of this makes sense, please see your doctor and quit taking any pharmacueticals. Understanding any of this could result in high blood pressure, dizziness, uncontrolable laughter, an erection lasting under thirty five seconds, discomfort in the bowel area, loss of hair, loss of senses, loss of mind, nasal congestion, liver disfunction, headaches, nausea, vomiting, inability to sleep, chest pains, mobility of limbs, dry throat, attraction to inatimate objects, and the agony of de feet.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA I will be back

Re: WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

LOL....THATS the attitude that all of us should have.

Re: WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

Ron, bring the beef!

Re: WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

That's some funny stuff right there. Maybe Ron needs to be Cajun for a day, sit and ride on top of the Thriller's bus with a crown made out of crawfish heads and empty boudain skins Also be allowed to throw corn and pototoes at any U/SA cars before the last bulb.

Re: WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

NO ONLY is he coming... he's partnered with daran summerton for the weekend
anyone who was at the 1st annual cajuns's might remember the summertons... tina taking a tumble in the bar while dancing with nitro joe, after several hours of "the bar" > only to be a side note when we all got to see daran on saturday morning, just in time for class, coming in the gate in the BACK of his pickup truck because he was so sick she wouldnt let him ride in the cab... :)

cant wait to see ya'll again, and eat me one crawfish so i can chase it with 100 beers
i love hidalgos food, and the gator was great even if he was hanging in the pits !!

MJ & I should be there by thursday AM... try to keep scott helms from drowning in beer until we get there to help !!!

jack mccarthy
p.s. if i remember right i was the one who ran all 3 rounds of class with a blow up doll riding shotgun :)

Re: WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

Here is another warning for those planning on any side trips while in the area. Alligators dangerous???

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...s_dangerous_no


Intersting article! It may just apply!

Re: WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

LOL....Thats funny,

Re: WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats
 

Crawfish Boil is Friday. For those who have not been here, the bar is next to the boiling area for obvious reasons. Southland Speed and Performance will have someone coming each morning to the track. If you need parts see Jeff, Sid or someone or call 985-580-9701. More later.

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All I can say is I have no idea what Ron is talking about! What crawfish heads? Red Corvette convertible? Was that Corvette yours Jim? I mean, does Jim Collins own a Corvette? Hummmmm, I had no idea. Honest.

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Ron;
Take good care of Don if he shows up.Wish I could have extended the trip and went to crawfish land.

Ed