Ron Ortiz is not stuck in the UK
 

Hi Everybody.

Accidently, my business e-mail address has been accessed by evil people. An e-mail was supposedly sent from me stating;

How are you doing Today?and How is work over your end?sorry that i have to inconvinience you at this moment.I am in some terrilbe situation and i am really going to need your urgent help.i am presently stranded in kent (uk) and i need you to help me out of here fast.i do not have access to any thing for now except my email and have also got limited access to the internet.
i will be waiting for your response.
Regards
Ron

This is not true. I am at home in Englewood, FL. I do not need any urgent help. Thank you.

Ron Ortiz

Re: Ron Ortiz is not stuck in the UK
 

So does this mean you won't be getting that rather generous check I sent to you in the UK ? Jim

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Ron -- The hijackers were right about one thing -- you do need help .............I've read some of your E-mails .

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Ron,
I heard that the market in the UK is prime for Southern Snacks. Maybe you should reconsider.

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Ron;
Your appearance on English soil would be a momentous occasion of historical proportions.I don't think with all the turbulance in our lives with the currant political climate we're all better off that you stay in Florida for the foreseeable future.
You are allowed however to drive to Naples if you want to.

Ed

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Eddie, the real Ron hasn't left his home planet of Zorkon in years! He can't get a travel visa. The Ron that we know is only a hologram.

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ah contrare mr nees...

ron got a weekend pass in march and attended the CAJUNSPORTSNATS... belle rose has almost recovered.

when i first read the post i thought he'd been kidnappped by University of Kentucky fans (UK) and i was worried he was in my home state...you see we grow over 50% of the nations "other" smoking product and i was sure he'd never get back home !!!

captain jack

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Ron is not stuck in the U.K. ! Just the Mudd or is he stuck in that stuff Jim Walh Loves so much?

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You mean Mountain Dew? Jim