Funny one-liners
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..... |
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I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy,,,,
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I used to be a schizophrenic........ but now we are both OK. Jim
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You know ''that look'' women have when they want sex??
Yeah...me neither... |
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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A penny for your thoughts, A dollar if you flash me.
My parents said I could become anything, so I became an A$$HOLE. |
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The Dali Lama walks in to a pizza shop...
Says, can you make me one with everything? wait, wait, wait....., it will sink in, in time..... David The New Hemi Guy |
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..
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