Dilema
 

I was at the local Walmart de other day and had a bad situation come up and I think I may have handled it wrong. The lady (boss) of the house had fixed Mexican beans the night before and I had struggled with them all night. Got up 3 times. The dog even started barking after the 2nd time. While I wus at Wally world this uncomfortable pain hit me again and I immediately ran to the mens room. Finally found a stall open and ran in and helped myself. When I got through, I, too my surprise, couldn't find any toilet tissue. Well I had already made quite a bit of noise while I was in there and the smell had already embarrassed me, so I said what am I gonna do now. I looked every where in that stall. Not nothing. No paper, no nuttin. Check my pockets. I never go any place without a handkerchief. Not this time. I mean nuttin. So I finally pulled my socks off and used them. Now the lady wants to know where I got mud on my socks cause I told her I was going to Wally world. Somebody please splain this too me
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Re: Dilema
 

This is why we're going to Hell in a hand basket.








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Re: Dilema
 

and you brought them home with you......

Re: Dilema
 

Sorry Frank, couldn't answer immediately as I just got back from Hell in that hand basket. That day, it was cool outside, so I put my socks back on and wore them home. I just turned them inside out
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Re: Dilema
 

Reckon that's better than putting them in your pants pockets..