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Got my new car ready just in time for the Class Nationals. I sent the specs to NHRA, waiting for approval. 412 c.i. aluminum V8, 139 hp. I'm not afraid of McCarthy, Nees, Wong, or Summers.
Do my chauffer and I both need helmets? I can't find it in the rule book.

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Full face required if you ride shotgun, open face if you ride in the back seat, this was added so that back seat riders could sip champagne and enjoy finger foods with Grey Poupon. Individual state open container laws apply.

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Bob, you had better start racing more! You have way too much time on your hands.
(you never had to worry too much about us anyway)

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Hi Bob, I noticed that you're not afraid of Billy, Jack, Paul and Gary. But what about me?
I know secretly that you fear me more than anyone else. Remember the little blue bottle I had in Belle Rose years ago. Have you forgotten the low air pressure tire trick. What about the "getting your opponent intoxicated the night before" game. Don't forget that I have Albert Einswine riding with me, if he smells BBQ ribs on your hands you are in deep trouble. Fear The Pig.

You all better be happy that my new project is not finished in time for the Class Nationals. I am adding a hydrogen peroxide package to the car, should put me in the high 9's. Ok, Ok, it is Aprils Fools day, maybe not high 9's, but low 10's is very feasible.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA not just for cuts anymore.

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Ron, no offense but when we're around you, we're more afraid of getting bit than getting beat!

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Grrrrrrrrrr, woof, woof, grrrrrrrrr, woof, grrr, grrrrr, grrrrr, woof, wooof, oink, oink.

Translate that .

Ron Ortiz
U/SA oink, grunt

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i believe the rolls has pulled a wheelie...

anyway ron should drive the rolls royce, he is the grandfather of the class, and will look good in a black tie and hat ... no-one has more fun racing than ron !!

anyway ya'll build em buy em and bring em to columbus...its gonna be a shootout !!!

captain jack

leave it to shaw :) !!! LOL

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Just might have one myself if Paquet can figure out a valve body for my broke down crippled ars not quite as bogus as the Caddy....but close anyone remember the Roush 165hp 351 Lincoln MKVII LSC's and 4dr Givichy or Valentino 175hp 302 Paxton supercharged Continentals?

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Billy ,
I have always been afraid of all you guys. I'll never forget the US Nationals when I had you covered by 2 tenths and you beat me anyway! Ron nearly outran me in a class final at Belle Rose. Jack just flat outran me at Belle Rose.

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If you're going to do the Rolls, you've got to spend the extra $$ and get a fire suit that looks like a tux!