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Hottest new product for stock eliminator: Finger extensions!!
This allows the racer to reach the 2 step button on the brake pedal with ease!!
We control our reaction times with choice of materials. If you need a little pick-me-up, purchase the carbon fiber finger extension. If that is too quick, the fiberglass version might be just what you need.
Since tracks differ, we know you will want the full set from the carbon fiber up thru the weightable brass version, with the knurled aluminum being the standard model.

Paperwork is almost complete for NHRA major contingency sponsorship.

As always the decals must be displayed on both sides of the car.

Price : Priceless!!!

Parts are available from Hillybilly Hollywood Industries. Phone # BR549

Ask for Cooter and get a 10% discount!!

Free pouch of Redman with the first 500 orders!

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Is the guy from Kentucky that got his foot stuck in the steering wheel trying to dim the lights and wrecked his car after they moved the dimmer switch to the turn signal lever involved in bringing this amazing new product to market????????

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LARRY. sound,s like your on to something down there in KY .......... will there be any special holiday pricing for christmas ?????????? dennis

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ROGLMFAO!!!! Thanks Larry! I needed that. Can I use the these extensions to kick puppies with too?

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Patsy, it's time to reel him in. He's been out there too long. Maybe a change in the beverage brand or content.

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I love that band!

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If not for NHRA requiring that crotch strap, there would be other choices available for activating the two-step on the brake pedal. That would allow quicker starts as there are more nerve endings as opposed to the simple fingertip. If you have short commings, there are many enhancements offerd for sale. Even Hot Rod Magazine has those advertisements now so don't say you didn't know about that. The biggest problem is if you go all day in competition, you might need a fast acting Viagra. I guess that could present a problem as cost could be very high and if every racer were on Viagra, the pits may be a place for the fans to avoid. Maybe the next world champion will be an older racer that is more used to the effects of Viagra or one that is able to alter the prescription? Maybe a Pharmicist racer? I know SS/MA racer Garrett Ghezzi is a Pharmicist and older. Better call him today and have him start petitioning NHRA for a few rule changes...:eek:

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What about people like me that only use Viagra in a half dose? I use it to kee p me from falling out of bed! John Lang

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John ,would,nt a out-dated simpson set of seat belt.s do the same and save you a trip to the drug-store......... dennis