[Jeff Beckman]

Regretfully I figured out who RUTH is. I would have **** all over myself if you put your arm around me and told me that.

Being bald gives me hair envy and Ruth while I can not picture you in the fish nets, (well OK maybe) You do have the HAIR for the part.

I was building a store for the Limited in UPTOWN MInneapolis. I am out front standing with my job site Superintendent, (He could be Ruth's long lost Brother/Sister) anyway, I look up and there is a guy in White Pumps, Fish Net Stockings, a Blue Chiffon Dress and White Pearl earings. No **** and 5 O'Clock shadow and a normal hair cut. Walks right up to us and says "hell of a day Ha" to which I replied "certainly appears to be" so I did not sleep last night. Between figuring out who Ruth is, Remebering this moment and I went on line to find an old Saturday Night skit where Dan Akroid and Eric Idel were dressed up like drag Queens, at a Track the tree comes down and these two start to run. So what do I find looking for this. RuPaul has a frigin TV show looking for Americas next Drag Queen.

I am packing for Bradenton, thats it!