[Ron Ortiz]

Hey, just got back from Whoo Terrs, a twin planetary system a couple of years from here, nice planets but the food isn't that good. Anyway I see that the Blingmaster has thrown down a challenge. I also noticed that Gator boy wants to play with that yeller sled of his. Seems that Grand Island Tommy's kid is wanting to do a motor swap, "The Don" is threatning to bring down Junior Knees (he does not like to be called Mr.) all the way from from PA and do some swapping also. Meanwhile Wahl is crying about "his" salsa and there is no way that FWD will fit in U. Mr. Smith is trying to stir the pot, and I do not even know Sid Tolson. I guess he's got Summertons old Olds that Master Bling is trying to duplicate. Then Mr. Photo Haning calling it a MMA event, and to top it off, The Captain and his henchman MJ are thinking about driving down from the Bluegrass state just to have beer, salsa and chips. And whats with the straight laced law firm of Carr, Yacavone & Dedman talking serious technical stuff on this ridiculous thread. But the kicker is Woods offering a grand tour of the area,......the only attraction is I-4.

Is there anybody else out there that want to jump into this insanity. Any of you wanna be U/SA guys or gals want in on some action. How about all you old U/SA cars come out of retirement. Well bring it on, because you are all in for a real big surprise. I got all of you covered by a bunch, and I do not care if I get a HP hit, I've got more HP in the bank to cover any of you.

While away I purchased the "Catty" from Mr. Bob. It will go under by 4.00 seconds under or more. No body has ever seen anything like this before. It is green with ions in pearl, the spiral sensors and the mag field are a bright yellow / blue, and the ........ I've said too much already, lets just say " Talk about BAD."

Ron Ortiz
U/SA light years ahead