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Originally Posted by Floyd Gomez
OK. I just had to get in on this one. Although I have heard plenty, I will give you my top ten.
10. What is that parked in "MY" parking place in the garage?
9. Who are these Jegs people that keep sending you thank you cards?
8. Do your friends have to be here everytime you work on that thing?
7. That is just way too loud!!!
6. Some Snap-on guy dropped off your stuff. It better be cheap!
5. NO! We are not painting the garage to look like a drag strip!
4. How come the tires on my car have to last four years but you get new ones every season?
3. What do you mean "WE" need a new rearend. I work out, my rearend is fine so "WE" don't need anything!
2. Your going "WHERE" for my birthday?
And the number one of all time is:
1. See kids. All that money and he hasn't won anything. This is why you need your education. Because "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"!!!
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Since I've reached the age where my students are starting to look at me as a grandfather figure, they sometimes ask me for advice about lots of things-one piece of advice I give them about choosing a spouse is that looks fade, but a good sense of humor need not. Floyd-you found a keeper!