[Ron Ortiz]

Hey Randy, is it that time again. Heck, I can't even remember my own birthday, not let alone yours, thanks Captain for the reminder. Even my wife Cindy, was taken aback by this continuing event of aging.

Anyway, here goes out to a great friend.

May your days, and your nights, be filled with happiness. Naw, that doesn't sound right.
When the sun rises in the morning, and the glass seems half full, No, thats not it.
When you were just a toddler, and you were crawling under the race car. Nope, that ain't it either.
Four score and seven..........Nope, way off.
It's not easy being old, but when you can fart and get away with it.......Maybe not.
Happy Birthday......That was so redundant, to you, happy birthday to you.
Back in de old days we justed drink rite from da jug, just tip er up. Then sit rite down and be a planen on da nex venture. Down rite fun. You have a good un.

Your friends,

Cindy and Ron