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Billy Nees · 01-27-2010, 08:08 AM

Ah the elusive Ron Ortiz! Look fellow racers as nice as it would be for Ron Ortiz to be real he is just another "figment" like the Easter Bunny, Bigfoot and UFOs. Everybody knows somebody that has seen it and maybe even has a couple of blurry pics of something but it's not real.
I've personally tried to prove that the Ron Ortiz is real even spending time in hot, sticky, bug ridden fields of bamboo waiting for the Ron Ortiz to appear but it never did. I've even tried baiting it with assorted 273 parts.
Finally, driven crazy from hunger and thirst I was preparing for the end when suddenly a nice lady came bursting out of the house and gave me a beer and some BBQ wings.
No, there is no Ron Ortiz.

01-27-2010, 08:08 AM	#8
Billy Nees VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: On a hilltop in Pa. Posts: 4,499 Likes: 3,601 Liked 7,782 Times in 1,743 Posts	Re: The Return of Ron Ortiz, a true story. Ah the elusive Ron Ortiz! Look fellow racers as nice as it would be for Ron Ortiz to be real he is just another "figment" like the Easter Bunny, Bigfoot and UFOs. Everybody knows somebody that has seen it and maybe even has a couple of blurry pics of something but it's not real. I've personally tried to prove that the Ron Ortiz is real even spending time in hot, sticky, bug ridden fields of bamboo waiting for the Ron Ortiz to appear but it never did. I've even tried baiting it with assorted 273 parts. Finally, driven crazy from hunger and thirst I was preparing for the end when suddenly a nice lady came bursting out of the house and gave me a beer and some BBQ wings. No, there is no Ron Ortiz. __________________ Billy Nees 1188 STK, SS I'm not spending 100K to win 2K