Curt,
I was a line mechanic at Lou Grubb Chevrolet 1983-1985 when I left for a white collar career. This is when the all new C4 1984 Corvette came out. It was the darling of Chevrolet, the highest priced production Chevrolet ever released to the general public. It was the product of hundreds of thousands of miles of product testing and clearly, Chevrolet thought they had a winner!
So in all of the dealership, who was BANNED from driving one of these "hot rods"? ME! Not even allowed to drive one from parking to my bay!
(And what a POS that car turned out to be; after 90 days of release every bay had one getting a new rear end. So much for strict testing and QC!)
So based on my resume, I would have to save you the embarrassment of having to hire me and fire me all in one day...