[Rob Petrie E395]

I am going to throw Ed a bone and admit that we have all of the 50 shades books here in the house. My wife has read them all several times. ( NOTE: It did not do me any good as it has not encouraged her to give me any extra attention). I have not read them but from what my wife has told me I will be the first one in line to see the movies. I suspect I may need to goto St Louis to find a XXXXXXX Movie theater to see them. As we don't have those types of places here in the sticks of Southern IL. The one story I do remember hearing is something about sex while flying a helicopter. Cant remember the rest but supermarket romance novels are my wifes thing. Ed buy Jeanie a Kindle from Amazon. Then when you are reading smut books (ooops I mean when she is reading them LOL LOL LOL!!!) nobody will know.

Sorry buddy had to do it. I hope I don't need anything tuned in the near future or I suspect I will be paying dearly to get it done. LOL