[Billy Nees]

Now, down to some serious business. The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! And they're not the slow, stumbling kind of "Night of the Living Dead" Zombies! They're the "World War Z" kind of Zombies and they are here to eat our brains(they've gotten Kenny already and they've tried to get Jack, I think he's been infected though)!
The Zombies have made stunningly quick work of surviving humanity........
The new cars have made stunningly quick work of the surviving old cars in both Stock and SS and I can see a point in time not too far down the road where the Indy field will be made up entirely of Zombies and Vampires and Werewolves......
new cars and oddballs and aardvarks.
But it wasn't to be this year!!! The newest Stocker in the final was 23 years old and a good old 72 Nova took the gold( i think that Mcginley might be infected and Plourd hangs out awfully near the Zombie camp... no stop it)!
SS saw two mutants going at it but at least the bodys(warm bodys uuuuggghh) were 15 and 25 years old(fresh brains..ooooo).
A strange thing happened in the staging lanes on Sunday, I was speaking to Kenny and, suddenly, he BIT me! The wound seems to be getting infected and I want a 350 COPO
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(Bobby Warren has an enzyme in his blood that keeps him immune to the Zombie infection)