[Ron Ortiz]

Here are the solutions to curtail these late comers.

#1 after a predetermined time, the lanes are closed.

#2 strict warning once then exclusion for repeated offense.

#3 random drawings for the first pairs out.

#4 a thorough beating at the back of the lanes where the infraction occurs by racers who want to participate in the beating.

#5 recommended therapy at the Betty Ford Clinic.

#6 A large decal representing a watch on the drivers side window.

#7 a CIC penalty of a hundredth for every minute over due.

#8 a hand written apology to the entire field due within a 24 hour period.

#9 tar & feathered

#10 no penalty, but the offender must wait for their competitor to pre-stage and stage and then have 10 seconds to complete their burnout and fully stage or the red light comes on.

#11 a thorough beating at the front of staging by technical officials, late to be posted on You Tube.

#12 must attend three opera performances of Death & Tragedy.

#13 forfeiture of first born.

#14 death

#15 death and reincarnation of a racer who disproves of late comers.

Of course, I'm pretty sure that you all can come up with some more remedies, but these seem fair and just. So all you late comers beware of the fate that could come to you.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA now, who wants to be first