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Ron Ortiz · 04-01-2014, 10:20 AM

Hi Bob, I noticed that you're not afraid of Billy, Jack, Paul and Gary. But what about me?
I know secretly that you fear me more than anyone else. Remember the little blue bottle I had in Belle Rose years ago. Have you forgotten the low air pressure tire trick. What about the "getting your opponent intoxicated the night before" game. Don't forget that I have Albert Einswine riding with me, if he smells BBQ ribs on your hands you are in deep trouble. Fear The Pig.

You all better be happy that my new project is not finished in time for the Class Nationals. I am adding a hydrogen peroxide package to the car, should put me in the high 9's. Ok, Ok, it is Aprils Fools day, maybe not high 9's, but low 10's is very feasible.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA not just for cuts anymore.

04-01-2014, 10:20 AM	#2
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: New U/SA Hi Bob, I noticed that you're not afraid of Billy, Jack, Paul and Gary. But what about me? I know secretly that you fear me more than anyone else. Remember the little blue bottle I had in Belle Rose years ago. Have you forgotten the low air pressure tire trick. What about the "getting your opponent intoxicated the night before" game. Don't forget that I have Albert Einswine riding with me, if he smells BBQ ribs on your hands you are in deep trouble. Fear The Pig. You all better be happy that my new project is not finished in time for the Class Nationals. I am adding a hydrogen peroxide package to the car, should put me in the high 9's. Ok, Ok, it is Aprils Fools day, maybe not high 9's, but low 10's is very feasible. Ron Ortiz U/SA not just for cuts anymore. __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK