OLD INJUN and hadtobethere:
Your wish is granted. Midwest Class Racers, in conjunction with the Maricopa Sheriff Dept and Sheriff Joe Arpaio, has arranged a weekend release for both of you.
Working with the South Dakota L.B.A. foundation (Lost Boys in Arizona), the airfare is covered, as well. A DC3 will be dropping you (along with the months mail)
at Bucksnort Junction. From there, you'll find a new Mustang V6 waiting along with some discount coupons for Miralax.
Eliminations will be after your afternoon naps so you'll be razor sharp on the tree...