As Pat put it:
"PBG stands for Pat's Blinding eyeGlasses. By simply attaching a few stratigically located pieces of our propriatery lamanate (duct tape as Michael calls it) onto your existing eyeglasses, you will then convert your "regular" eyeglasses into PBG's."
What if I have bi-focals? Can the "regular eyeglasses" product be retrofitted to mine? Since I am just jumping into this class they call "stock", I just need to have all the latest, greatest gadgets so I can start out winning right away. Where to I send my check, Pat?

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