SS,
Thank you for all your kind words, but you can't have my Budweiser or the pick of the flock. Nice try though, but I know what you were really gunning for.
James,
I figured you were saying it in good humor based on the context of your comment. I actually do have some clean material. One of them is my favorite story about my Crew Chief if he will allow me to tell it. I think the racers will really get the implications of what he did and see how funny it is.