[Pat Joffrion]

Your dog "Ting" (his Boxer pup) says he wants more steak... now that you can afford it.

He is "driving" Linda up the wall, while you're "driving" your butt off.

Congrats on another win, and Linda says she will meet you on I-10 to give you back your Ting.

Argh &#@**!*%$ dog just bit my foot...