[Sara and Ballmer Mikey]

Dave,

Heard you're conducting a test session at a ... hospital?
Get well soon, and for ONCE, take some time for YOU. You're always doing so much for everyone else, I know it's a foreign concept to you, but take care of YOURSELF! We'll all muddle through in the meantime (it'll probably be comical, bordering on hysterical at times). When the snafu's arise, we'll use the "W.W.D.D." principle ("What Would Dave Do"?)
Health comes FIRST, Dude! Take some time off, and that's an ORDER!!! (Gloria, use restraints on him if necessary). When you're ready and able, we'll ALL be there to welcome back the GRAND POO-BAH and QUEEN MUM of everything Stock and Super Stock on the planet.
You're in our thoughts, as always, and in our prayers. If you need ANYTHING, just say the word. I'll be at your doorstep in a heartbeat. (Now THAT should scare you!)
Remember, laughter IS the best medicine.
All our best in all ways,
Sara and Ballmer Mikey