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The Joker · 11-29-2008, 07:50 PM

Do any of the guys have uniforms delieverd at work? Super glue there zippers shut. Ever try to put your pants on with the zipper closed. You could always fill there pockets up with grease from a grease gun, after you put your pants on you always straighten your pockets out! These are two ways you do not want to start your day. Put some hi spot bluing under there door handles of there cars you just can not get that shtuff off of you. Does your time clock read a bar code on the back? Take a black ink pen and put an extra line on there cards. Catch one of them drinking a can of pop, poke a small hole about 1/2 inch below the rim where the opening is. Make it low enough so there lip does not feel it but it will spill all over them when drinking. Gotta be quick and have a sharp instrument to get it done. I used to work with a foreign guy who had a very weak stomach that poor SOB, we could make him puke almost every day.

11-29-2008, 07:50 PM	#5
The Joker Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: under the bridge Posts: 17 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TP'd last night Do any of the guys have uniforms delieverd at work? Super glue there zippers shut. Ever try to put your pants on with the zipper closed. You could always fill there pockets up with grease from a grease gun, after you put your pants on you always straighten your pockets out! These are two ways you do not want to start your day. Put some hi spot bluing under there door handles of there cars you just can not get that shtuff off of you. Does your time clock read a bar code on the back? Take a black ink pen and put an extra line on there cards. Catch one of them drinking a can of pop, poke a small hole about 1/2 inch below the rim where the opening is. Make it low enough so there lip does not feel it but it will spill all over them when drinking. Gotta be quick and have a sharp instrument to get it done. I used to work with a foreign guy who had a very weak stomach that poor SOB, we could make him puke almost every day.