Sad news from the windy.

John Major · 04-17-2008, 03:05 PM

A Great SST Icon passes away.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the racing community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in SST, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old fart and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

SSTRACER323 · 04-17-2008, 03:26 PM

John

Are you trying to tell me something?

Hahahaha

You will have to bake me longer than that!!!!!! Hahahha

Dick Butler · 04-17-2008, 03:33 PM

Any way you slice it , I think he is buttering you up.

04-17-2008, 03:05 PM	#1
John Major Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 26 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Sad news from the windy. A Great SST Icon passes away. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the racing community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in SST, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old fart and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

04-17-2008, 03:26 PM	#2
SSTRACER323 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Coal City, IL. Posts: 775 Likes: 3 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Sad news from the windy. John Are you trying to tell me something? Hahahaha You will have to bake me longer than that!!!!!! Hahahha __________________ The Doughboy Lee Lones S/ST 323L

04-17-2008, 03:33 PM	#3
Dick Butler VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Richmond Indiana Posts: 1,196 Likes: 5 Liked 32 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Sad news from the windy. Any way you slice it , I think he is buttering you up.