The Emmons, Indy, and Aunt Millie

KRatcliff · 04-06-2019, 05:59 PM

Seems like a lot of mischief happens at Indy and this race a couple of years ago was not an exception. Please note, I asked permission of the guilty parties before telling this story.

For whatever reason I feel compelled to annoy Gary Emmons. He doesn't deserve it, but it brings me great pleasure. This time at Indy the boys, aka the Emmons, were pretty late in getting set up so this left time for my Crew Chief and I to make a quick run to pick up a few things we needed from Target. Target was nearly closed so I sent the Crew Chief on his way to get what we needed and I said I would meet him at the check out registers. This is where it starts getting a bit dicey.

I trotted over to the women's lingerie section and spotted a young lady working that area. I asked her "Where are the large women's panties, like in my size." That fell out of my mouth before I had time to process it and she gave me an off look as she pointed at the wall where I found what I was looking for. A three pack of Aunt Millie's panties that were very, very large. Bingo.

Ran up to the check out and my Crew Chief mimicked the same look as I got from the Target girl. Did phase me because I had a higher purpose, Gary. We arrived back at the pits as the boys were putting up their awning. I had Terry come over and handed him the package of panties and told him to put them in Gary's luggage. Anyone that knows Terry very well will attest that this didn't phase him either. It would be a normal task for him. Sorta.

Terry tells Jerry what we did a little later, but they both forgot about it until Gary had gotten up before them to get ready for qualifying. Gary is rummaging through his luggage and blurts out "That #^%&* KYLE!" How did he know? Of course they realized what was happening and laughed to themselves, but this wasn't the best part.

Gary shoves them deep into Jerry's luggage and we all forgot about this until Jerry got home and Shauna washed Jerry's laundry from the trip.

Shauna seized the opportunity and put a pair on over her shorts which about covered her. She saunters into the bedroom wearing these and does her best seductive dance for Jerry and he freaks out. He said "Stop! Stop! You are ruining the entire image!" God bless her.

04-06-2019, 05:59 PM	#1
KRatcliff Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 765 Likes: 75 Liked 524 Times in 141 Posts	The Emmons, Indy, and Aunt Millie Seems like a lot of mischief happens at Indy and this race a couple of years ago was not an exception. Please note, I asked permission of the guilty parties before telling this story. For whatever reason I feel compelled to annoy Gary Emmons. He doesn't deserve it, but it brings me great pleasure. This time at Indy the boys, aka the Emmons, were pretty late in getting set up so this left time for my Crew Chief and I to make a quick run to pick up a few things we needed from Target. Target was nearly closed so I sent the Crew Chief on his way to get what we needed and I said I would meet him at the check out registers. This is where it starts getting a bit dicey. I trotted over to the women's lingerie section and spotted a young lady working that area. I asked her "Where are the large women's panties, like in my size." That fell out of my mouth before I had time to process it and she gave me an off look as she pointed at the wall where I found what I was looking for. A three pack of Aunt Millie's panties that were very, very large. Bingo. Ran up to the check out and my Crew Chief mimicked the same look as I got from the Target girl. Did phase me because I had a higher purpose, Gary. We arrived back at the pits as the boys were putting up their awning. I had Terry come over and handed him the package of panties and told him to put them in Gary's luggage. Anyone that knows Terry very well will attest that this didn't phase him either. It would be a normal task for him. Sorta. Terry tells Jerry what we did a little later, but they both forgot about it until Gary had gotten up before them to get ready for qualifying. Gary is rummaging through his luggage and blurts out "That #^%&* KYLE!" How did he know? Of course they realized what was happening and laughed to themselves, but this wasn't the best part. Gary shoves them deep into Jerry's luggage and we all forgot about this until Jerry got home and Shauna washed Jerry's laundry from the trip. Shauna seized the opportunity and put a pair on over her shorts which about covered her. She saunters into the bedroom wearing these and does her best seductive dance for Jerry and he freaks out. He said "Stop! Stop! You are ruining the entire image!" God bless her. Last edited by KRatcliff; 04-06-2019 at 06:04 PM.