STOP THR PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout

Spyphish · 12-18-2015, 10:44 AM

STOP THE PRESS: BREAKING NEWS
Third annual Tim Hebert Hemi Chootout (THHC) to be contested at Jegs Sports Nationals (JSN), Bowling Green, Ky. Memorial Day weekend 2016.
In lieu of the recent demise of our beloved venue for the THHC, Cajun Sports Nationals in Belle Rose, La. An emergency board meeting of the Division Four Hemi Good Guys was held December 17, 2015 at 11:50 PM. I forged proxies from voting members Wolford, Kent, Henson, Palliot, Stewart and Moore and in teleconference with member Fazzallore who forged proxies for Lil’ Joe and Gordon. NO PROBLEM!!! (now that’s a pun). In unanimous consent the following business was conducted:

A resolution to notify NHRA of our intent to contest the THHC at JSN Memorial Day weekend and in the spirt of that weekend allow any member of our Armed Services “here to see the Chootout” be granted free admission.
A resolution to reelect Frito to the Chairman of “FREE SH*T” committee.
A resolution to reelect yours truly as Chairman of “SMACK TALK” committee.
A resolution referencing item III above, instructing after Holiday contact, brow beating, cursing, chastising and basically bugging the crap out of Hemi racers to come to the THHS at JSN. Especially the Farton (oops, my bad, F and B keys close on Cajun keyboard) I mean the Barton cars. Heck it’s twelve hours closer for them than Belle Rose.
A resolution authorizing the reigning champion of the THHC (me) to place an international call from South Louisiana, north of I-10 across the Mason Dixon Line to Parma, Mi., the home of the inaugural champion of the THHC; Charlie Westcott Jr. After two rings “Sled” he said. I explained that two weeks after his upcoming pro stock win in Atlanta and one week before his projected pro stock win in Etown was the THHC at JSN. I further admonished him to get those raggedy camouflaged pink duct tape Garfish Plymouths under a ten foot stack of Happy Gilmore checks and seven US National trophies including the first 42.6 lb hemi head trophy “out of the attic” and come to the THHC. “Nice track, I’ll think about it” he said. Folks if you count “I’ll” as two words, that’s eight!!! Man we are communicating now…..
A resolution to study the reception and perception of the syndication and renaming of the SPYPHISH Hemi to SECRETARIAT to win the 2016 triple crown. Ten syndicate shares at one million dollars each will be offered. (Jeff, I have reserved two for your group and only one for Larry since he has been profiled with the 5’ 20” status.)
A resolution enlisting Donald Trump conduct a poll (tis’ the season) referencing the viability of item VI above. He was ecstatic! “We are doing great. Our (dyno) numbers or big. They are larger than any hemi engine shop in the country. We are going to win in Kentucky! We are going to win in Indiana! We are going to win in Pennsylvania! We are going to RUN THE TABEL! THE TRIPLE CROWN! The syndication is brilliant. The stud fees from the new Mopar pro stock team alone will be astronomical, not to mention the Farton Factory Shootout cars. With all this money, we are going to build a big beautiful wall. And this wall will have a big beautiful door. Only Mopars will be allowed through this door, no Ford or Chebbies. We are going to get this country back…………………………………… I love China.” Said Da’ Donald
A resolution holding members harmless from “eggnog in the nose” from anyone that inadvertently reads these minutes.

Having no further business and crown royal, by motion by Fazzalore and second by Hebert the meeting was adjourned. 12:59 PM December 17, 2015.

Folks, just having a little wintertime fun.
Please keep Tim’s family and his Southland teammates in your thoughts and prayers during these holidays. More details on the race coming soon. See you next year.
Stephen Hebert SS/AH 403H

Dyno · 12-18-2015, 07:01 PM

I am glad someone is getting the ball rolling on this! Should be a great field of cars. Dyno

sean parker · 12-18-2015, 10:04 PM

Hemi, Crown Royal and free time , this should be a good winter!

Spyphish · 12-27-2015, 02:44 PM

We have 13 rsvp and just getting started. Anyone tight with a Dodge dealer in BG? Looking for a sponsor. SECRETARIAT

sean parker · 12-27-2015, 10:00 PM

Secretariat........ you may need to call Ronny Turcotte for the mount!!!!!

Jim Bailey · 12-28-2015, 06:28 PM

A little inside (Spy) info .... BG Sportsnationals is on top of the Maple Grove Pts. Meet. The Farton Cars have decided if there's a Hemi Chootout in BG, They're all in !!! Gonna drive right past Maple Grove on their way to Bowling Green ....! Stand Back, I'm on my way north to watch this one ... Hauling a couple Gallons of Crown from Dixie to help calm the excitement !

12-18-2015, 10:44 AM	#1
Spyphish Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 846 Likes: 16 Liked 679 Times in 180 Posts	STOP THE PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout STOP THE PRESS: BREAKING NEWS Third annual Tim Hebert Hemi Chootout (THHC) to be contested at Jegs Sports Nationals (JSN), Bowling Green, Ky. Memorial Day weekend 2016. In lieu of the recent demise of our beloved venue for the THHC, Cajun Sports Nationals in Belle Rose, La. An emergency board meeting of the Division Four Hemi Good Guys was held December 17, 2015 at 11:50 PM. I forged proxies from voting members Wolford, Kent, Henson, Palliot, Stewart and Moore and in teleconference with member Fazzallore who forged proxies for Lil’ Joe and Gordon. NO PROBLEM!!! (now that’s a pun). In unanimous consent the following business was conducted: A resolution to notify NHRA of our intent to contest the THHC at JSN Memorial Day weekend and in the spirt of that weekend allow any member of our Armed Services “here to see the Chootout” be granted free admission. A resolution to reelect Frito to the Chairman of “FREE SHT” committee. A resolution to reelect yours truly as Chairman of “SMACK TALK” committee. A resolution referencing item III above, instructing after Holiday contact, brow beating, cursing, chastising and basically bugging the crap out of Hemi racers to come to the THHS at JSN. Especially the Farton (oops, my bad, F and B keys close on Cajun keyboard) I mean the Barton cars. Heck it’s twelve hours closer for them than Belle Rose. A resolution authorizing the reigning champion of the THHC (me) to place an international call from South Louisiana, north of I-10 across the Mason Dixon Line to Parma, Mi., the home of the inaugural champion of the THHC; Charlie Westcott Jr. After two rings “Sled” he said. I explained that two weeks after his upcoming pro stock win in Atlanta and one week before his projected pro stock win in Etown was the THHC at JSN. I further admonished him to get those raggedy camouflaged pink duct tape Garfish Plymouths under a ten foot stack of Happy Gilmore checks and seven US National trophies including the first 42.6 lb hemi head trophy “out of the attic” and come to the THHC. “Nice track, I’ll think about it” he said. Folks if you count “I’ll” as two words, that’s eight!!! Man we are communicating now….. A resolution to study the reception and perception of the syndication and renaming of the SPYPHISH Hemi to SECRETARIAT to win the 2016 triple crown. Ten syndicate shares at one million dollars each will be offered. (Jeff, I have reserved two for your group and only one for Larry since he has been profiled with the 5’ 20” status.) A resolution enlisting Donald Trump conduct a poll (tis’ the season) referencing the viability of item VI above. He was ecstatic! “We are doing great. Our (dyno) numbers or big. They are larger than any hemi engine shop in the country. We are going to win in Kentucky! We are going to win in Indiana! We are going to win in Pennsylvania! We are going to RUN THE TABEL! THE TRIPLE CROWN! The syndication is brilliant. The stud fees from the new Mopar pro stock team alone will be astronomical, not to mention the Farton Factory Shootout cars. With all this money, we are going to build a big beautiful wall. And this wall will have a big beautiful door. Only Mopars will be allowed through this door, no Ford or Chebbies. We are going to get this country back…………………………………… I love China.” Said Da’ Donald A resolution holding members harmless from “eggnog in the nose” from anyone that inadvertently reads these minutes. Having no further business and crown royal, by motion by Fazzalore and second by Hebert the meeting was adjourned. 12:59 PM December 17, 2015. Folks, just having a little wintertime fun. Please keep Tim’s family and his Southland teammates in your thoughts and prayers during these holidays. More details on the race coming soon. See you next year. Stephen Hebert SS/AH 403H Last edited by Spyphish; 12-27-2015 at 02:42 PM.*

12-18-2015, 07:01 PM	#2
Dyno Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 919 Likes: 1,145 Liked 693 Times in 205 Posts	Re: STOP THR PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout I am glad someone is getting the ball rolling on this! Should be a great field of cars. Dyno

12-18-2015, 10:04 PM	#3
sean parker Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Campbellville Ontario Canada Posts: 28 Likes: 31 Liked 9 Times in 6 Posts	Re: STOP THR PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout Hemi, Crown Royal and free time , this should be a good winter!

12-27-2015, 02:44 PM	#4
Spyphish Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 846 Likes: 16 Liked 679 Times in 180 Posts	Re: STOP THR PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout We have 13 rsvp and just getting started. Anyone tight with a Dodge dealer in BG? Looking for a sponsor. SECRETARIAT

12-27-2015, 10:00 PM	#5
sean parker Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Campbellville Ontario Canada Posts: 28 Likes: 31 Liked 9 Times in 6 Posts	Re: STOP THR PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout Secretariat........ you may need to call Ronny Turcotte for the mount!!!!!

12-28-2015, 06:28 PM	#6
Jim Bailey Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 674 Likes: 15 Liked 584 Times in 94 Posts	Re: STOP THR PRESS 3rd annual Tim Hebert Chootout A little inside (Spy) info .... BG Sportsnationals is on top of the Maple Grove Pts. Meet. The Farton Cars have decided if there's a Hemi Chootout in BG, They're all in !!! Gonna drive right past Maple Grove on their way to Bowling Green ....! Stand Back, I'm on my way north to watch this one ... Hauling a couple Gallons of Crown from Dixie to help calm the excitement !