First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor

Alan Nyhus · 10-09-2010, 04:28 PM

At great risk to my physical well being, I've obtained this pic of the new Pontiac Super Trak Duty (S.T.D.) motor. It was smuggled to me via several ne'er do wells in the inner GM sanctum that have a history of clandestine affairs. Using funds skimmed from the Federal bailout, secret testing has been ongoing for the past several months.

The motor will be available only in the Chevrolt HHR platform with a factory rating of 68h.p. in the full windowed HHR's. The panel delivery versions are slightly under rated at 57 h.p. and look to be the better combo.

My main contact told me and I quote: "We be goin' afta 'da V/S and V/SA market. Onc't we get done widda records in 'dem classes, 'da Blue Oval and PentaStar boyz and girlz ain't gonna' know if dey's afoot or horseback."

S.T.D.'s are contageous, so call your dealer today to schedule an appointment for a confidential interview.

10-09-2010, 04:28 PM	#1
Alan Nyhus VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Lower Dakota territory Posts: 1,180 Likes: 1,074 Liked 799 Times in 236 Posts	First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor At great risk to my physical well being, I've obtained this pic of the new Pontiac Super Trak Duty (S.T.D.) motor. It was smuggled to me via several ne'er do wells in the inner GM sanctum that have a history of clandestine affairs. Using funds skimmed from the Federal bailout, secret testing has been ongoing for the past several months. The motor will be available only in the Chevrolt HHR platform with a factory rating of 68h.p. in the full windowed HHR's. The panel delivery versions are slightly under rated at 57 h.p. and look to be the better combo. My main contact told me and I quote: "We be goin' afta 'da V/S and V/SA market. Onc't we get done widda records in 'dem classes, 'da Blue Oval and PentaStar boyz and girlz ain't gonna' know if dey's afoot or horseback." S.T.D.'s are contageous, so call your dealer today to schedule an appointment for a confidential interview. Attached Thumbnails