Legal Blocking

Pat Joffrion · 12-09-2007, 10:18 PM

I'm still waiting for word from Washington on my P B G's patent application.

Imagine guys... blocking the tree with...

No More Duct Tape on the helmet or window (sorry Michael)
Hands on the wheel & shifter (if that's where you want 'em)
No cardboard on your helmet or windshield (saves a few trees... and we all know that Al Gore needs more trees)
The sun visor stays up! (where God meant it to be until he created light)

After reading 60+ comments on Dan's post, I thought somewhere I would have found someone make a comment about my latest and greatest invention. What is a PBG? Without providing all of the guarded details, my Positive Blinding Gizzmo patent pending product will soon become known as one of the top-10 all-time drag racing aids. Negotiations are currently underway with Biondo Racing Products to become the exclusive distributor, once Peter meets my royalty demands.

My invention is simple and I predict that it will become a status/fashion symbol for all sportsmen racers. It's a derivitive of a product that I must have in order to read all of the fine postings made on this site.

PBG stands for Pat's Blinding eyeGlasses. By simply attaching a few stratigically located pieces of our propriatery lamanate (duct tape as Michael calls it) onto your existing eyeglasses, you will then convert your "regular" eyeglasses into PBG's.

W A R N I N G: ... Anyone found to be using my PATented applique, without having first paid a royalty, may, at my descretion, be prosecuted for PATent infringement by any one of my staff of 1320 Washington lawyers.

My guess is that some corporate mogul will attempt to bankrupt me by petitioning NHRA to prohibit the use of eyeglasses containing over 4% of the product commonly known as duct tape. Looks like Michael and I could be forced to the soup kitchen, and my staff of 1320 Washington lawyers will keep the 2-cent retainer that I was forced to pay in advance.

As for now, I am anticipating that the Oakley vendor trailer (the one located in the former sportsman pit area) to soon offer a defined-line pair of counterfit PBG's for 40-bucks. But let them try.... I'll double the antee, pay my 1320 Washington lawyers a 4-cent retainer, and sue the pants off that Annie Oakley girl. By the way, has anyone ever seen Annie without pants?

I say we band together as sportsmen racers and start a petition to eliminate the first two LED bulbs on each side of the tree. Did I just say eliminate to first two LED's. Hell, that would eliminate the need for PBG's. But, with the way I've been driving lately, I would have to cast my vote to remove the bottom bulb. You know, the one directly below the green bulb.

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year from all of us at No Problem Raceway (where even Michael can have some fun)

Pat

Hey.... Does anyone have any proof that the blue topic icon at the beginning of this post was ever seen wearing a pair of my PBG's?

Note to self.... call Washington lawyers in the morning... demand royalties.

12-09-2007, 10:18 PM	#1
Pat Joffrion Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Bayou Country, Louisiana Posts: 163 Likes: 0 Liked 6 Times in 2 Posts	Legal Blocking I'm still waiting for word from Washington on my P B G's patent application. Imagine guys... blocking the tree with... No More Duct Tape on the helmet or window (sorry Michael) Hands on the wheel & shifter (if that's where you want 'em) No cardboard on your helmet or windshield (saves a few trees... and we all know that Al Gore needs more trees) The sun visor stays up! (where God meant it to be until he created light) After reading 60+ comments on Dan's post, I thought somewhere I would have found someone make a comment about my latest and greatest invention. What is a PBG? Without providing all of the guarded details, my Positive Blinding Gizzmo patent pending product will soon become known as one of the top-10 all-time drag racing aids. Negotiations are currently underway with Biondo Racing Products to become the exclusive distributor, once Peter meets my royalty demands. My invention is simple and I predict that it will become a status/fashion symbol for all sportsmen racers. It's a derivitive of a product that I must have in order to read all of the fine postings made on this site. PBG stands for Pat's Blinding eyeGlasses. By simply attaching a few stratigically located pieces of our propriatery lamanate (duct tape as Michael calls it) onto your existing eyeglasses, you will then convert your "regular" eyeglasses into PBG's. W A R N I N G: ... Anyone found to be using my PATented applique, without having first paid a royalty, may, at my descretion, be prosecuted for PATent infringement by any one of my staff of 1320 Washington lawyers. My guess is that some corporate mogul will attempt to bankrupt me by petitioning NHRA to prohibit the use of eyeglasses containing over 4% of the product commonly known as duct tape. Looks like Michael and I could be forced to the soup kitchen, and my staff of 1320 Washington lawyers will keep the 2-cent retainer that I was forced to pay in advance. As for now, I am anticipating that the Oakley vendor trailer (the one located in the former sportsman pit area) to soon offer a defined-line pair of counterfit PBG's for 40-bucks. But let them try.... I'll double the antee, pay my 1320 Washington lawyers a 4-cent retainer, and sue the pants off that Annie Oakley girl. By the way, has anyone ever seen Annie without pants? I say we band together as sportsmen racers and start a petition to eliminate the first two LED bulbs on each side of the tree. Did I just say eliminate to first two LED's. Hell, that would eliminate the need for PBG's. But, with the way I've been driving lately, I would have to cast my vote to remove the bottom bulb. You know, the one directly below the green bulb. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year from all of us at No Problem Raceway (where even Michael can have some fun) Pat Hey.... Does anyone have any proof that the blue topic icon at the beginning of this post was ever seen wearing a pair of my PBG's? Note to self.... call Washington lawyers in the morning... demand royalties.