What The Other Half Says About Us

[aspen7709]

My wife will only go to a national event. that helps!

And her favorite comment is "if that damn car frustrates you so much why do you bother!"
and "I like the other car soooo much better! the slow one is UGLY!" comparing my stocker Aspen to my super class cuda.
and as long as I take her on a non-racing vacation once a year I am OK! This year it is a trip to see her mother in Sonoma in july......hee hee, what she does not know........

[Bob Gullett]

I only get the "get away from my car and work on your own"

[bobby]

Originally Posted by aspen7709

My wife will only go to a national event. that helps!

And her favorite comment is "if that damn car frustrates you so much why do you bother!"
and "I like the other car soooo much better! the slow one is UGLY!" comparing my stocker Aspen to my super class cuda.
and as long as I take her on a non-racing vacation once a year I am OK! This year it is a trip to see her mother in Sonoma in july......hee hee, what she does not know........

there must be a race that weekend.



had that happen to a buddy. he told his wife they havn't seen her parents in a while and to go on new years. About 3 days later she found a brochure for a $5000 to win footbrake race in Mobile Al. His wifes parents live in Mobile Al.

[Michael Pliska]

My now-ex-wife originally said "can I race one of the cars?", so I bought a 2-car enclosed trailer. Once we were married she said "you are NOT spending any time or money on those race cars. I want to go on a cruise". I had a reasonably good time on those cruises, but I'm having a much better time now that I'm divorced and racing again.

My new girlfriend came to an out-of-town race with me (and my 6-year-old daughter) the first weekend after our first date. She enjoyed watching, and is trying to learn as much as she can about it. She says she will probably want to try driving once she learns enough to not make a fool of herself. I haven't told her that I haven't learned enough for that yet...

[Floyd Gomez]

OK. I just had to get in on this one. Although I have heard plenty, I will give you my top ten.

10. What is that parked in "MY" parking place in the garage?
9. Who are these Jegs people that keep sending you thank you cards?
8. Do your friends have to be here everytime you work on that thing?
7. That is just way too loud!!!
6. Some Snap-on guy dropped off your stuff. It better be cheap!
5. NO! We are not painting the garage to look like a drag strip!
4. How come the tires on my car have to last four years but you get new ones every season?
3. What do you mean "WE" need a new rearend. I work out, my rearend is fine so "WE" don't need anything!
2. Your going "WHERE" for my birthday?
And the number one of all time is:

1. See kids. All that money and he hasn't won anything. This is why you need your education. Because "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"!!!

[bill dedman]

STOP IT; I CAN'T STAND ANY MORE; YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!

I thought I was the only one.... (picking myself up off the floor from falling down laughing...)

Misery loves company, I guess... LOL!

[Floyd Gomez]

you got that right Bill

[Johnny Gray]

I don't know what your problem is... It's just boom, boom, boom, go... it's not like they change it every time you go up there...

[GarysZ24]

Originally Posted by Floyd Gomez

OK. I just had to get in on this one. Although I have heard plenty, I will give you my top ten.

10. What is that parked in "MY" parking place in the garage?
9. Who are these Jegs people that keep sending you thank you cards?
8. Do your friends have to be here everytime you work on that thing?
7. That is just way too loud!!!
6. Some Snap-on guy dropped off your stuff. It better be cheap!
5. NO! We are not painting the garage to look like a drag strip!
4. How come the tires on my car have to last four years but you get new ones every season?
3. What do you mean "WE" need a new rearend. I work out, my rearend is fine so "WE" don't need anything!
2. Your going "WHERE" for my birthday?
And the number one of all time is:

1. See kids. All that money and he hasn't won anything. This is why you need your education. Because "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"!!!

Floyd,

You're brutal man...I wanted to roll over laughing out loud, but I'm in a library type of place where I have to be quiet...however #3 should've been #1 because that one hurt my tummy from wanting to laugh so hard...

[david ring]

Originally Posted by Floyd Gomez

OK. I just had to get in on this one. Although I have heard plenty, I will give you my top ten.

10. What is that parked in "MY" parking place in the garage?
9. Who are these Jegs people that keep sending you thank you cards?
8. Do your friends have to be here everytime you work on that thing?
7. That is just way too loud!!!
6. Some Snap-on guy dropped off your stuff. It better be cheap!
5. NO! We are not painting the garage to look like a drag strip!
4. How come the tires on my car have to last four years but you get new ones every season?
3. What do you mean "WE" need a new rearend. I work out, my rearend is fine so "WE" don't need anything!
2. Your going "WHERE" for my birthday?
And the number one of all time is:

1. See kids. All that money and he hasn't won anything. This is why you need your education. Because "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"!!!

Since I've reached the age where my students are starting to look at me as a grandfather figure, they sometimes ask me for advice about lots of things-one piece of advice I give them about choosing a spouse is that looks fade, but a good sense of humor need not. Floyd-you found a keeper!