Pit Vehicle & Trash Can Warning For E-Town

[Tom DePascale]

Originally Posted by H.A.A.C. Racing

Tommy De. will be attending the National Event @ Englishtown NJ. NHRA has issued a warning to all those in the surrounding areas that have trash cans or pit vehicles, please be advised that at any moment he can send his race car into a fit of rage and play Polo with trash cans, his car has also been known to "mount" pit vehicles from behind. This can really be dangerous because the Vega does not wear a condom and god only knows where it has been.


You have been warned.

OK Pete 1st of all that garbage can was not there when I went to tech I believe someone moved the can in my sight of vision while I was not looking! Next item is the one about mounting my pit vehicle which would not have happenned if SOMEONE(not going to mention your name HAAC)was not playing lenco rachet shifting in my race car! Last item is about my Vega not wearing a condom it is to old ,and by the way I do believe it has been in HAMDEN AUTOMOTIVE a few times maybe thats whats scaring you!

[H.A.A.C. Racing]

Originally Posted by Tom DePascale

OK Pete 1st of all that garbage can was not there when I went to tech I believe someone moved the can in my sight of vision while I was not looking! Next item is the one about mounting my pit vehicle which would not have happenned if SOMEONE(not going to mention your name HAAC)was not playing lenco rachet shifting in my race car! Last item is about my Vega not wearing a condom it is to old ,and by the way I do believe it has been in HAMDEN AUTOMOTIVE a few times maybe thats whats scaring you!

Now that you mention it, my car had a smile and was smoking a cigarette after your car left the shop. I hope the ugly sperm doesn't get passed on to the offspring.

[Tom DePascale]

Originally Posted by H.A.A.C. Racing

Now that you mention it, my car had a smile and was smoking a cigarette after your car left the shop. I hope the ugly sperm doesn't get passed on to the offspring.

Come on Pete your vega is not that ugly I know the guy who designed & painted it!!!!!!!

[krugracing12]

Pete
Did the wagon get in to your Extenze stockpile and make a "Boooty Call" to NJ ?

[G E T Racin]

There's no way that wagon is a pitcher.

[H.A.A.C. Racing]

[QUOTE=G E T Racin;123986]There's no way that wagon is a pitcher.[/QUOTE

No catcher here!

[GaryGoFast]

This picture is getting uglier by the minute...............

[Tom DePascale]

[QUOTE=H.A.A.C. Racing;124010]

Originally Posted by G E T Racin

There's no way that wagon is a pitcher.[/QUOTE

No catcher here!

You cant see me COMING with no windows ,remember you will always be in front of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's the catcher the one in front!!!!

[sc1153]

I think I have seen the off spring from the two vega humpfest.....I believe the UPS racetrack crew have had this ugly little brown golf cart wagon thing that kinda looks like a vega.

P.S. If anyone wants good tires off of a Super Stocker, just hang around Pete's Trailer he leaves them out for anyone to have for free. ......NICE GUY!

Also when traveling out of division you may want to lock your motor homes and trailers up to avoid Ransacking and theft of misc things (Lap Tops, Phones, ect.)

Does anyone know what would cause an Injector Pump On a Diesel RV to throw fan blades off?????
????PETE????

I dont think there is anything i missed

[H.A.A.C. Racing]

Originally Posted by sc1153

I think I have seen the off spring from the two vega humpfest.....I believe the UPS racetrack crew have had this ugly little brown golf cart wagon thing that kinda looks like a vega.

P.S. If anyone wants good tires off of a Super Stocker, just hang around Pete's Trailer he leaves them out for anyone to have for free. ......NICE GUY!

Also when traveling out of division you may want to lock your motor homes and trailers up to avoid Ransacking and theft of misc things (Lap Tops, Phones, ect.)

Does anyone know what would cause an Injector Pump On a Diesel RV to throw fan blades off?????
????PETE????

I dont think there is anything i missed

Chris, It's much harder to make fun of you because I like you and you have some skills (unlike your father). We will reply in order

UPS off spring: That would be a combo of vega & Scion XB w/ some Tommy De flames.

Ransacking of motorhome: What are friends for.

Injector Pumps: That would be not 1 but 2 heavy truck mechanics that said that, not me. I don't know squat about them, never did, never will. All I do is Post and screw up delay boxes!

Super Stock Tires: I like giving to the needy!