The Return of Ron Ortiz, a true story.

[Ron Ortiz]

A quote from my real good best buddy friend, Billy Nees.
"Look fellow racers as nice as it would be for Ron Ortiz to be real he is just another "figment" like the Easter Bunny, Bigfoot and UFOs."


Billy, what do you mean there is no Easter Bunny. I'm still finding eggs in places that I never thought of.
Bigfoot, c'mon, a big furry creature that no one ever gets on clear film, no doubt that it's made up, I'll agree with you there.
But.................UFO's, now there I know what I'm talking about. But as you know, thats another story.

Captain, I would be honored to participate in the disposal of your personal name brand of spirits and several beers to boot.

Blingmaster, "The Don" has changed his lifestyle. Now that he has returned to drinking beer, his figure will improve dramatically. His appearance now is that of a thinner individual. Could it be due to the fact that he has gone from a full bodied Gran Prix to a smaller Pontiac. But, lest we not forget, he is "The Don" with friends in low places. Hi Ed.

Jeff, if Biggg swears to it , I believe it.

Joe, I do remember, you'll have to stop by the Imperial Palace and we'll have some more beers.

And to those who have stepped up and said that I do exist, thank you, I do exist, just in a different dimension for you to see. And yes they doctored that photo from Larry Hill.

Thanks everyone.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA There's a bar at Belle Rose!!!!