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06-09-2011, 06:03 PM
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Re: Proper Use Of Tools
1/2 inch drill, handy for winding coveralls up into a ball around your pair until you can sing like a soprano. Based on actual experience !
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06-11-2011, 03:24 PM
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Remind me to never read these while i have a mouthful of breakfast.... Now i gotta clean my cereal up from all over computer desk, keyboard, floor, carpet, my clothes, the cat...... I haven't laughed that hard in two years!!!!!
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06-11-2011, 05:22 PM
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You must use caution when using SOB tools in your carport for as surely as the Sun comes up your lawnmower will find them in the spring!
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06-13-2011, 07:14 AM
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Have a lot of tools filed under "G" for grass and "S" for snow!
You KNOW that boxend is worn to the point of just rounding everything off and not actually loosening anything...but you try it one more time because you can't find the other dozen of that size you have here "somewhere". Crap, I don't want to push this wrench, your supposed to pull only...well...just a bit...I think it's loosening..just a bit mor...AHHHHH!!! F%$% C^&*&^ %#@!# B@ $#%^&F&&^ %$ F#$%%^..........yeah that's gonna need a stitch....%$%^&!!!! |
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06-13-2011, 10:56 PM
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Re: Proper Use Of Tools
The SOB tool this weekend was a good 1/2" Dewalt drill, using a 1 3/4" hole saw on a piece of 1/4" plate... because I was too lazy to move all the junk away from the drill press.
Amazing how much torque they have when that big bit gets a bite in the metal. Sore arm, and lucky it went away from me, as it flew across the garage! Broke the teeth off the new $15 bit... broke the bulb on the light laying on the bench, spilled my Gatorade on a MSD box laying on the bench. Are we having fun yet! Ken |
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06-13-2011, 11:29 PM
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Keg,
Gatorade is job security right? |
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06-14-2011, 08:42 PM
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That it is my friend... makes even my fat butt wish for hot weather!
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06-14-2011, 09:42 PM
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Box cutter = STITCHES! Mine got me today! At least my wife always asks "are you o k"? before she shakes her head and laughs at me.
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