"Gang" picture

[Ron Ortiz]

Hey Jack,

It is amazing when another picture suddenly shows up. The following is an educated assumption of what this their identities really are.

This "Gang" has finally been identified by the International Coalition of Mob Activities.

Seated in the middle with all his fingers exposed is believed to be Don "The Don" Himes. This individual is responsible for numerous accusations of being grumpy and complaints towards people of the Great State Of Florida. It is rumored that his frequent trips to the Northeast the past few years were to develop an irritable attitude. It is believed that he is the one who calls the "shots", hence the nickname "The Don". Last reported being seen near a medical facility in Florida, looking suspicious.

Standing in the forefront is the low keyed, woman's man, tango dancing, snake eyed marksman, Edward "Chorizo" Fernandez. Known for his outrageous responses on internet forum boards, this recluse is believed to be the controlling interest of American Motors, a supposedly defunct corporation, but in reality a secret organization of non conforming misfits and snipers who take shots at other manufactures, while living in secluded areas scattered about the country. He is believed to have several aliases, Eddie The Hit Man, Joisey Ed, and Oye Amigo.

Then there is Billy "Professor" Nees, seated to the left disguised as an average human being. Beneath the ragged hat is an individual who's age cannot be determined due to facial characteristics of dissatisfaction, perfection and dealing with ignorant people. Claiming not to be Mr. Nees, nor Junior, this hardened person who drives a Geo and other vehicles names his cars "Nees' Pieces". That is pronounced similar to the candy Reese's Pieces. Not very talkative, unless correcting grammar, his cold eyes penetrate the ones he speaks to, while his shirts reveal his true feelings. Rumors of him finding tenths lying about, and hundredths here and there have circulated the globe. Meanwhile he resides on a mountain in some rural area of Pennsylvania. Nice cover.

His association with The Don, who gives the order, and Chorizo who performs the order, arouses the suspicion that he is responsible for the disposal of the order.

This trio of terror have reportedly been heard of running up and down the eastern coast creating mayhem. I now hope that you understand my concerns of their whereabouts.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA why are they smiling

[Dennis P Chapman]

Ron you have to much time on your hands thats some funny s--t.

[X-TECH MAN]

Originally Posted by Dennis P Chapman

Ron you have to much time on your hands thats some funny s--t.

LOL...X's 2.

[Don Himes]

Mr. Ortiz, have you ever considered that those of us that live in the "shadows" might prefer to stay in the "shadows"? You have mentioned "Fast" Eddie Fernandez and Billy "the Cleaner" Nees. As you may know, they are associates of mine that also like to remain in the aforementioned "shadows".
Are you planning an extended vacation? Perhaps out of the county! I have a guy that can help you with that. He'll probably show up at night........very late at night...GOOD- BY Mr. ORTIZ