Fabricated fictional rumors Indy

[Ron Ortiz]

A fabricated fictional rumor has surfaced that they will be recording incremental times at this years Indy. Supposedly 60', 330', 660' and 1,000'. So there is no need to lift at the top end for protection purposes. This move was proposed by unidentified individuals who have no argument or ties into the case. A private company who's name was withheld could be on scene to report any findings. Non concerned citizens plan not to protest or file grievances.

Additionally there could be possible drug and alcohol testing to curb over active participants, relatives and acquaintances. Observance of civility was endorsed by senior members of a nearby retirement center.

It is also reported that long wait times between qualifying and eliminations on a day to day basis could occur, weather permitting. With possible hot lapping of Sportsman to appease remaining spectators after professional finals.

A committee has been proposed to address all inconveniences that could be related to the Sportsman racers such as pit space, distance to staging lanes, curfews, trash receptacles, high concession fees, tech infractions, and such. Applications will not be accepted for this committee before September 6th or after September 6th.

Well, there you have it sports fans, looking forward to another Big Go.

Ron Ortiz
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