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Old 09-27-2008, 12:03 PM   #1
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Evan,
My body is telling me I've got to get out of this machine shop. 35 years of the fumes & chemicals are taking their toll. It's turned my hair gray & thinned it out. It has caused my head to grow out the top of my hair line. That has been murder on my vanity. Some hunters came to my shop thinking they had found Big Foot. They had been tracking some large foot prints. I had to tell them they were made by my big flat feet. Years of the concrete floor abuse has taken all the arch out of them and made them flat & oversized. Hummm, might come in handy in the snows of New Jersey.. If I did retire I would be able to list my former occupation as: "Retired Automotive Arms Dealer" You know the cycle, one customer wants a machine gun, the next wants a tank, the next a cruise missile, the next wants to nuke 'em all. No one wants a grenade. I have tried not to build any of them. On second thought I better not do that because if Bob Frey announces it I might get a visit from the boys at Homeland Security.
As for the relocation to New Jersey from East Texas/SW Arkansas it might take me a while to load the wagon.
The guys & gals on The Planning & Zoning Commission & The School Board would miss me. I'm not sure what they mean by it, but they say I really make a vote worth something.
Woops, I just noticed the job requirements. I'm a little deficient in some of those areas. Without Spell Chuck I couldn't even have wrote this here. I guess you will have to put my name on the bottom of the list. You know, well below Billy & Ed. Wow, never thought I would put my self at the bottom of the barrel below Billy & Ed. Good luck with your search for that special someone wanting that special dream job.
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Old 09-27-2008, 02:57 PM   #2
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Evan,
My body is telling me I've got to get out of this machine shop. 35 years of the fumes & chemicals are taking their toll. It's turned my hair gray & thinned it out. It has caused my head to grow out the top of my hair line. That has been murder on my vanity. Some hunters came to my shop thinking they had found Big Foot. They had been tracking some large foot prints. I had to tell them they were made by my big flat feet. Years of the concrete floor abuse has taken all the arch out of them and made them flat & oversized. Hummm, might come in handy in the snows of New Jersey.. If I did retire I would be able to list my former occupation as: "Retired Automotive Arms Dealer" You know the cycle, one customer wants a machine gun, the next wants a tank, the next a cruise missile, the next wants to nuke 'em all. No one wants a grenade. I have tried not to build any of them. On second thought I better not do that because if Bob Frey announces it I might get a visit from the boys at Homeland Security.
As for the relocation to New Jersey from East Texas/SW Arkansas it might take me a while to load the wagon.
The guys & gals on The Planning & Zoning Commission & The School Board would miss me. I'm not sure what they mean by it, but they say I really make a vote worth something.
Woops, I just noticed the job requirements. I'm a little deficient in some of those areas. Without Spell Chuck I couldn't even have wrote this here. I guess you will have to put my name on the bottom of the list. You know, well below Billy & Ed. Wow, never thought I would put my self at the bottom of the barrel below Billy & Ed. Good luck with your search for that special someone wanting that special dream job.
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Old 09-28-2008, 07:34 AM   #3
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I'm so happy to see that Evan and I have such good friends to look out for our well being. I do believe that working for Evan will truly be a "Dream Job" for for some lucky person. Hopefully (for Evan), that person will be younger, more literate and less opinionated that I am. I don't see the Cheech and Chong comparison, maybe Johnson and Glidden? (I wish)
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