Dilema

Reed Granrt · 05-31-2012, 01:58 PM

I was at the local Walmart de other day and had a bad situation come up and I think I may have handled it wrong. The lady (boss) of the house had fixed Mexican beans the night before and I had struggled with them all night. Got up 3 times. The dog even started barking after the 2nd time. While I wus at Wally world this uncomfortable pain hit me again and I immediately ran to the mens room. Finally found a stall open and ran in and helped myself. When I got through, I, too my surprise, couldn't find any toilet tissue. Well I had already made quite a bit of noise while I was in there and the smell had already embarrassed me, so I said what am I gonna do now. I looked every where in that stall. Not nothing. No paper, no nuttin. Check my pockets. I never go any place without a handkerchief. Not this time. I mean nuttin. So I finally pulled my socks off and used them. Now the lady wants to know where I got mud on my socks cause I told her I was going to Wally world. Somebody please splain this too me
reed

Ed Fernandez · 05-31-2012, 10:18 PM

This is why we're going to Hell in a hand basket.

4 more to go.

FrankChastain · 06-01-2012, 06:40 AM

and you brought them home with you......

Reed Granrt · 06-07-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by FrankChastain

and you brought them home with you......

Sorry Frank, couldn't answer immediately as I just got back from Hell in that hand basket. That day, it was cool outside, so I put my socks back on and wore them home. I just turned them inside out
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FrankChastain · 06-08-2012, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Reed Granrt

Sorry Frank, couldn't answer immediately as I just got back from Hell in that hand basket. That day, it was cool outside, so I put my socks back on and wore them home. I just turned them inside out
reed

Reckon that's better than putting them in your pants pockets..

05-31-2012, 01:58 PM	#1
Reed Granrt Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Murfreesboro, Tn Posts: 149 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Dilema I was at the local Walmart de other day and had a bad situation come up and I think I may have handled it wrong. The lady (boss) of the house had fixed Mexican beans the night before and I had struggled with them all night. Got up 3 times. The dog even started barking after the 2nd time. While I wus at Wally world this uncomfortable pain hit me again and I immediately ran to the mens room. Finally found a stall open and ran in and helped myself. When I got through, I, too my surprise, couldn't find any toilet tissue. Well I had already made quite a bit of noise while I was in there and the smell had already embarrassed me, so I said what am I gonna do now. I looked every where in that stall. Not nothing. No paper, no nuttin. Check my pockets. I never go any place without a handkerchief. Not this time. I mean nuttin. So I finally pulled my socks off and used them. Now the lady wants to know where I got mud on my socks cause I told her I was going to Wally world. Somebody please splain this too me reed

05-31-2012, 10:18 PM	#2
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Dilema This is why we're going to Hell in a hand basket. 4 more to go. __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA

06-01-2012, 06:40 AM	#3
FrankChastain Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Trussville, Alabama-Originally from Vidalia,GA Posts: 642 Likes: 9 Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Dilema and you brought them home with you......