Robert's Wedding

[KEN BUGAJ]

Robert's Wedding




Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . . .Since her new
husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and
Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she

is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities
Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure
enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert,
her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes
well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Robert, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat

surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are
done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it Robert is
back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old,
ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as
Robert gets set to leave again,

his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Robert.' Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says:
'You mean I was here already?'




The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has
its advantages.