Mailman's Last Day

KEN BUGAJ · 06-05-2012, 05:32 PM

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the
mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he
was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent
him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box
of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of
terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a
strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the
hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the
bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had
ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where
she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage,
blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly
satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too
wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband
that today would be your last day, and that we should do something
special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my
idea."

Dennis P Chapman · 06-05-2012, 06:08 PM

Lucky guy Lol.

Jim Wahl · 06-05-2012, 07:45 PM

I wonder how often that actually happens! Jim

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Bob Bender · 06-05-2012, 10:13 PM

Wish I was the mailman.........

NewHemi · 06-05-2012, 11:05 PM

Gotta love a woman who can follow instructions, and takes what her man says seriously.

David
The New Hemi Guy

Jim Wahl · 06-06-2012, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewHemi

Gotta love a woman who can follow instructions, and takes what her man says seriously.

David
The New Hemi Guy

Now THAT'S funny!! Jim

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06-05-2012, 05:32 PM	#1
KEN BUGAJ Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: LEXINGTON NC. Posts: 389 Likes: 43 Liked 18 Times in 7 Posts	Mailman's Last Day It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

06-05-2012, 06:08 PM	#2
Dennis P Chapman VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Toms River NJ Posts: 1,594 Likes: 402 Liked 52 Times in 24 Posts	Re: Mailman's Last Day Lucky guy Lol. __________________ Dennis P Chapman 1904 STK NHRA National Record Holder Car Owner.

06-05-2012, 07:45 PM	#3
Jim Wahl Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,842 Likes: 631 Liked 674 Times in 122 Posts	Re: Mailman's Last Day I wonder how often that actually happens! Jim . __________________ Jim Wahl....NHRA #2239 S/SS - IHRA # 8 Stock, D2 Stock Champion (forever I guess) 2019 Baby Gators Stock Champion 2009 D2 National Open Stock Champion 1981 D2 West Palm Beach LDRS SS Runner Up Past President, Southern Stock / Super Stock Association.

06-05-2012, 10:13 PM	#4
Bob Bender VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,713 Likes: 1,420 Liked 373 Times in 80 Posts	Re: Mailman's Last Day Wish I was the mailman......... __________________ Bob Bender 144 O/SA 2010-2012 National Record Holder

06-05-2012, 11:05 PM	#5
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Mailman's Last Day Gotta love a woman who can follow instructions, and takes what her man says seriously. David The New Hemi Guy